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Quiz about your first email
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Quiz about your first email QUIZ for you Are you submissive  , worried  , scared  , nurturer  , team-player  , caring  , dominant  , ultra dominant  , humorous  , or seriously serious? In the first email do you say: (SCAM) Here's my phone number. Prefer not to say. Ring and find out if it's a paid for porn sex site or scam - fooled you! Or: INSTANT SEX a) Luv yer profile. Wanna chat? This is a sex site. happym;Give me your number and I’ll send a pic. >>! Let’s have sex now. ...\8I’ll drive over. If you insist, I’ll buy you a couple of drinks so you are too drunk to care.  Then I’ll see how it goes.  You won’t remember a thing. Just be sore, bruised and pregnant and need some hospital tests. I won’t be around as I’m flying off tomorrow but the marks ?*will stay a few weeks and an HIV test can take 12 weeks so don’t plan a beach holiday or any other relationships in the next month or so. SUBMISSIVE b) I’ll do anything you want. You’re my dream. Tell me all out yourself. Me ‒ nothing to tell. Prefer not to say.  I’d send a pic but I don’t know how to take photos.  I’m a failure at most things.SELF-CENTRED, ARROGANT, SELFISH, CALLOUS c) Send sexy pictures. happyf;I can’t reveal my face.@!@ I’m too important (Y)and have a reputation. You, of course, have no reputation.  If you do care about your reputation, I certainly don't. Why are you being so coy and shy?  I’m sure you really want to be a vamp! I want photos of us with my face hidden and your genitals exposed. Or one of me as a headless torso while you suck me. CONFRONTATIONAL & AGGRESSIVE d) Why would I want you? All women on this site are a pain, tarts and gold-diggers. Which are you? Don’t expect me to … If you think you’re better than this load of idiots, prove it to me. I don't know why I'm bothering to write to you.  If you are so desperate that you’ve survived all these insults and all this negativity, I dare you to write to a cussed so and so like me. MR POSITIVELY NICE e) We have a lot in common. You offer x… I offer … We share …I will fulfil your fantasies within agreed limits. Oo er !!! f) You must do anything I want. I believe in honesty. You tell me everything about yourself. I'm a cross-dresser. What you see is what you get. I like multiple sex sessions and have herpes and until last year when I got a few things which I won’t mention because they are not important I had a harem of six girlfriends and 290 friends. I want to cum, shit~^~, and urinate on your face, in your mouth, in every orifice, all over your bed, your carpet, your sofa, and your kitchen table. If you don’t want to meet me and do all this, don’t reply. And don’t tell anybody else. I’m fed up with posers who answer me then and get talked out of it by their family and friends. Or girls claiming to be submissive but are just fantasists. They get scared when I threaten them on the phone. I’m into gang bangs in carparks, kidnap, caging, beating, torture,<b> knife play </font></b>and asphyxiation.  If you mess me about I’ll kill you. I’d really like 24/7 but if you don’t survive my training one night will do. Nobody has replied for three months because there’s nobody out there prepared to get real.MR NEGATIVE & SUICIDAL g) I am not expecting you to answer. I never get any replies on this site. Story of my life. I’m manic depressive. Right now I’m depressive. Later I might be manic. Don’t bother replying. It’s not your fault. There’s nothing you can do. I shall probably be dead before you reply. SLOW WORM h) You may not remember me. I wrote to you fifteen years ago.  qout;I have never forgotten you. You have always been first priority. In my fantasy. I’ve been rather busy. And I don’t like to move too fast. I think we should correspond for a few months before meeting.  I had a lovely relationship with a lady for ten years, never married. I don't believe in committing myself. Not to phoning. Meeting. Marrying. Nothing. But she wanted to get married before she died. To be sure she wouldn’t have a lonely old age. I didn’t. I can’t understand why she left me. She married. Some fast-talking, fast-acting fellow. She told me he said, ‘The race is to the swift. And - Faint heart ne’er won fair lady.’ That really annoyed me. I wasn’t going to change for her. I said, ‘I’m not changing my life.’ I said, ‘If he’s want you want, go for him.’ And she did. Now I’m facing a lonely old age. Can’t work out what went wrong. Anyway, I’m sure you haven’t found anybody else meanwhile. So why not have some initiative and phone me. I never make the first move. It took me fifteen years to write this.  PS Just in case you’ve lost my number, I lost yours for fifteen years and only found it when looking for my lost passport, here it is … MR MAYBE RIGHT i) Gosh, you sound nice, straightforward person. My name is .. I live in .. My sports and hobbies are .. I’m interested in the things you mentioned … and anything else you are interested in. I won’t discuss anything more personal until you are ready to do so. As soon as you are happy to do so I’d like to exchange , talk a bit and assuming everything goes well I’d like to invite you out to dinner ‒ at my expense of course, this week or next, weekend if you are free. I have a website where you can see my picture so you know I am genuine. I realise I might be exactly what you are looking for and I may not be your ideal man, but you have to meet a dozen to find the right one, and one day you’ll be pleasantly surprised.  Either way, I hope we’ll both have an interesting and happy evening together. I’m really looking forward to your reply. I’ll give you my number so that you can phone me to be sure you are happy.  I you prefer to give me your number I try to keep sensible hours so I’m fit for work. You can phone until midnight. Let’s try to find a time when we can both talk longer or meet. THE JOKER j) You crack me up. I can see you have a great sense of humour. Let’s talk. Then get together. Even if we don’t have a great romance I’m sure this will be an enduring friendship. If a romance develops, that will be a wonderful bonus. THE AUTHOR, COMMENTATOR,OBSERVER,PSYCHOANALYST Have I missed any? Comments please. 'Elizabeth'[   |
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