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Sperm - the elixir of life in more ways than one, apparently  

hotdreamer1000 64M
8675 posts
2/6/2017 3:47 pm

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Sperm - the elixir of life in more ways than one, apparently


I went to get a haircut today. Having to wait while two or three sadly unattractive women were "styled" (I'm using the word loosely, ) in front of me, I perused the usual magazines on the waiting area table. Skipping past formulaic pieces about Nadia Sawalha's battle with faddy diets and Julia Roberts' troubled marriage I came across a curious article about a woman who eats sperm for breakfast.

She's a 31 year old single mother, and according to her, it keeps her looking, and feeling young. She has a single male friend who brings round a jar full a couple of times a week and she stores it in the fridge apparently. There followed the usual comments about how what he has been eating affects the taste, you know; peppermint and pineapple please and not too much smoking or drinking thank you, but then she asserts that actually he eats very healthily, always gives her a heads up if he's had a curry the night before donating, and in fact it normally tastes so good that although mostly she has it with her blueberries and cereal instead of yoghurt, she also likes to eat it by the spoonful on its own.

And according to her, ever since she started this daily diet, her chronic skin condition has cleared up, her energy levels have improved, and the ache in her hip flexor which had been troubling her for years has completely disappeared!

Well, as you can imagine, I was intrigued. I did question mentally whether really she was entitled to such an animal-based product in her diet as she also claimed to be a vegan........but glossing over that, I was wondering whether, as a healthy living guy with no other real outlet for my life-giving fluids, there might actually be a market for profitable harvest in this?

I for one though, would prefer it if my customers were willing to take it direct from the source so to speak, rather than requiring me to set up cold storage facilities.

marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
2/6/2017 5:00 pm

I'll pass on trying this out, but I'm sure there would plenty on here that would give it a go.

Glad I'd finished my breakfast before reading your blog. amp;


MyNameIsKay 62F  
11887 posts
2/6/2017 6:42 pm

Now hold on there for a moment Dreamer. I was all happy to see that you made a post, and holy crap. Ewww...

Now let me just say that I understand that some women just LOVE to swallow and will lick up every drop of cum from their partners. And I am a swallower. But good lawdy, there's a limit!

To give a guy I like a BJ and enjoy the fruits of that labor is one thing, but to dig into a jar with a spoon in another. I say Ewww...again.

So lovely to see you!

Swim...Bike...Done


hotdreamer1000 64M
12409 posts
2/6/2017 10:40 pm

    Quoting MyNameIsKay:
    Now hold on there for a moment Dreamer. I was all happy to see that you made a post, and holy crap. Ewww...

    Now let me just say that I understand that some women just LOVE to swallow and will lick up every drop of cum from their partners. And I am a swallower. But good lawdy, there's a limit!

    To give a guy I like a BJ and enjoy the fruits of that labor is one thing, but to dig into a jar with a spoon in another. I say Ewww...again.

    So lovely to see you!
I am inclined to agree with you Kay. I have had a couple of girlfriends who absolutely loved the stuff, but I really can't imagine them keeping a jar in the fridge. But....don't knock it 'til you've tried it I suppose!


hotdreamer1000 64M
12409 posts
2/6/2017 10:43 pm

    Quoting marysia4u:
    I'll pass on trying this out, but I'm sure there would plenty on here that would give it a go.

    Glad I'd finished my breakfast before reading your blog. amp;


Thinking about it does somehow curb the appetite. Mild by comparison with some of your posts though!


hotdreamer1000 64M
12409 posts
2/6/2017 10:48 pm

    Quoting  :

Thanks for the comment. I was also wondering if maybe there were nutritional benefits to this from a vegan point of view, but actually the article also contained a footnote from a doctor saying there is absolutely no food value in sperm whatsoever. I have no idea whether that is correct or not, but the editors must have felt they needed to add it for some reason. Maybe you can list the constituents for us?


hotdreamer1000 64M
12409 posts
2/7/2017 3:18 am

    Quoting  :

Fascinating, thanks mate, glad we had you to google it for us!


hotdreamer1000 64M
12409 posts
2/7/2017 3:19 am

    Quoting  :

"Not that there's anything wrong with that...."


Violette001 51F
4619 posts
2/7/2017 7:23 am

omg! i thought i'd heard it all when i heard about the woman in Sweden who says she's transcat.

But... if there is a market for it, exploit it!

"Do not put the key to your happiness in someone else's pocket"
--Author Unknown



hotdreamer1000 64M
12409 posts
2/7/2017 9:59 am

    Quoting Violette001:
    omg! i thought i'd heard it all when i heard about the woman in Sweden who says she's transcat.

    But... if there is a market for it, exploit it!
Well I would have to charge a fortune - I mean I can't exactly go into mass production.


sexysixties2 106F
39750 posts
2/7/2017 12:02 pm

No flipping way....I'd rather grow old gracefully!

"Age does not protect you from love, but love, to some extent, protects you from age."

~~Anais Nin~~


hotdreamer1000 64M
12409 posts
2/7/2017 1:18 pm

    Quoting sexysixties2:
    No flipping way....I'd rather grow old gracefully!
Bummer, and there I was all ready with a consignment to ship over to you.


hotdreamer1000 64M
12409 posts
2/8/2017 2:42 pm

    Quoting  :

I know! That's pretty much the reaction I would expect from any normal woman, even a gorgeous cock-sucking man-obsessed cum-guzzling one.

There's just something so clinically unsexual about the whole idea of her having it on a spoon which is actually quite a turn off I think. I had to share though, it was too weird to pass up!


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