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Thank Goodness it's not just me  

hotdreamer1000 64M
8684 posts
2/18/2013 5:43 am

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2/25/2013 2:47 am

Thank Goodness it's not just me


Amakamaria has a funny post up about how she had to spell "pearl" to a woman over the phone and ended up saying "you know, like a pearl necklace, which caused some mirth as you can imagine.

But it reminded me of the checkout girl at HMV records not long ago. I couldn't find the record I wanted, so I went to the desk and asked, but she had never heard of Regina Spektor. In fact she looked a bit taken aback and asked how to spell the name. So I said "S-P-E-K-T-O-R."

But she still looked a bit worried and then hesitantly started to say, "vagina spec...?"
"No no no! I said quickly. Oh goodness, no wonder you looked confused, Re-Gina; R-E-G-I-N-A!"
She was laughing, looking relieved but embarrassed and I was trying not to smirk. At least it shows I am not the only one mis-hearing stuff recently.

Let's hope no one goes in asking her for Pussy Riot any time soon though.

hotdreamer1000 64M
12409 posts
2/18/2013 8:33 am

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Sorry, what was that you said?


rm_geysergirl 59F
10799 posts
2/18/2013 11:23 am


I really am glad that am having some time to catch up on blogs again..

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hotdreamer1000 64M
12409 posts
2/18/2013 12:15 pm

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Good job you had mis-heard her, you wouldn't have wanted to have had to ask her why she was so spotty doggist.

Meanwhile, that reminds me of the time I offered a South African friend of mine a drink at a bar. For a full ten seconds I was convinced he had said, "thanks, I'll have a bat's arse."

Actually it turned out he wanted a bottled beer called Labatt's Ice, but in his accent the two sounded exactly the same!


hotdreamer1000 64M
12409 posts
2/18/2013 12:16 pm

    Quoting rm_geysergirl:

    I really am glad that am having some time to catch up on blogs again..
It's annoying when that Other World gets in the way isn't it.


hotdreamer1000 64M
12409 posts
2/18/2013 3:23 pm

    Quoting PeterWasted:
    ...she had never heard of Regina Spektor...

    I wonder why they have gone bust!

    The last but one CD I went to HMV to buy was P.J. Harvey's Let England Shake. Even as a new release they didn't carry stock. I am now nearly exclusively on line for music but I still like the artefact of a physical CD. HMV is a depressing place now.
I still like to own the CD too. I don't think I find HMV depressing, though it will be sad if the company that has bought them out can't keep some of the stores open, and if there are no more high street record shops.

There must be more to it that having knowledgeable sales staff, after all, the shelf stacker I asked the other day in Sainsbury's had never heard of vegetable bouillon, but they do have it, and they haven't gone bust.

On the other hand, I do miss the days when if you went into HMV and asked about a record, the guy would know everything - it was like asking you about Neil Young!


Violette001 52F
4619 posts
2/19/2013 7:57 pm

Talking to my friend today, online - we were discussing the playful habits of our dogs. His is an 8 yr old female, mine is a little 9 yr old male. But it's what he said that cracked me up:

"She still likes to play with balls."

he's spanish, so he doesn't catch the way my mind drifts, and i was glad we weren't talkign face to face, because i couldn't have avoided laughing out loud. i'm not fit for company anymore. lol

"Do not put the key to your happiness in someone else's pocket"
--Author Unknown



hotdreamer1000 64M
12409 posts
2/20/2013 5:10 am

    Quoting Violette001:
    Talking to my friend today, online - we were discussing the playful habits of our dogs. His is an 8 yr old female, mine is a little 9 yr old male. But it's what he said that cracked me up:

    "She still likes to play with balls."

    he's spanish, so he doesn't catch the way my mind drifts, and i was glad we weren't talkign face to face, because i couldn't have avoided laughing out loud. i'm not fit for company anymore. lol
Oh I know - it's dreadful. Once your mind gets tuned in to the double entendre you are constantly in danger of bursting out laughing in the wrong circumstances!


tigger678902 57F  
4545 posts
2/20/2013 4:47 pm

litterally laughed out loud,..you gotta love the way language mixes with ears

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hotdreamer1000 64M
12409 posts
2/21/2013 9:09 am

    Quoting tigger678902:
    litterally laughed out loud,..you gotta love the way language mixes with ears
I would have laughed at the time, but the poor girl looked so embarrassed!


hotdreamer1000 64M
12409 posts
2/25/2013 2:47 am

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Ever since this happened I have been trying to write a post entitled "Vagina Spectre" - but at the moment all I can come up with is something which might have to wait nine months and then be posted as a ghost story for Hallowe'en!


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