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Blogs > Prof10001 > Publish or perish?

A condom a day...  

Prof10001 63M  
5662 posts
4/30/2017 4:28 am

Last Read:
4/30/2017 7:50 pm
A condom a day...

is way more than my average demand.

Cover your stump before you hump.
It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
No balloon, No party
Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.
Don't be silly, protect your willy.
Don't be a prick, Cover your dick
When in doubt, shroud your spout.
Cover your skin, Before you break her in.
Don't be a loner, cover your boner.
You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.
If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.
She won't get sick if you wrap your dick.
If you go into heat, package your meat.
Before you tap it cap it
Especially in December, gift wrap your member.
Wrap it before you Tap it
Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool.
Before you dig for those Pearls, cover your Jewel.
The right selection! Protect your erection.
Wrap it in foil before checking her oil.
If you really love her, wear a cover.
Don't make a mistake! Muzzle your snake.
Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener.
Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
Bag it before you tag it!
If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket.
No glove, No love.
Don't be in such a jiffy, cover your stiffy.
AIDS is no joke, be sure to wrap before you poke.
If you go into heat, package your meat
While your undressing Venus, dress up your penis
A crank with armor, will never harm her
If you think she'll sigh, cover old one eye
Don't be a dummy, Cum on her tummy
Even If she's eager, protect her beaver
Put a condom on your dink before you dart it in her sink
Cloak the joker before you poke her
Encase that torch before you paint her porch
Don't surprise her plug your Geyser
Safe Sex or No Sex
Cover that lumber before you pump her
Protect her wrinkle before you sprinkle
She won't bristle if you wrap your whistle
Cage that snake then shake and bake
Cover your peter it will be much neater

Prof10001 63M  
4094 posts
4/30/2017 4:35 am

 Though with some help I'd be happy to support that industry more.


pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
4/30/2017 4:36 am

 OMG are there any you forgot???
(Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group


CedarsPrince 44M
1608 posts
4/30/2017 4:54 am

 A condom a day, keeps Maury Povich away.


planetnme 59M
8 posts
4/30/2017 6:12 am

 Way to funny!


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