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Blogs > Prof10001 > Publish or perish?

Too firm?  

Prof10001 63M  
5637 posts
4/7/2015 5:06 am

Last Read:
4/8/2015 4:33 am
Too firm?

One morning, while his wife was making breakfast, a man walked up to her and gave her a healthy pinch on her butt.

He said to her, "If you firmed up your butt we could get rid of your girdle."

The wife was angry but said nothing.

The next morning her husband pinched her breast and said, "If you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra."

The wife grabbed her husband's penis and replied, "And if you firmed this up we could get rid of the mailman, the gardener, and your brother!"

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