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Blogs > Prof10001 > Publish or perish?

Turn of phrase  

Prof10001 63M  
5637 posts
3/24/2015 3:35 am
Turn of phrase

Wrong Understanding
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A man approached a female clerk in the department store: "Excuse me," he said, "but do you have notions?"

"I do," she replied, "but I try to suppress them until 5:00pm."

"Oh, no," stammered the embarrassed shopper. "You misunderstood. I need to know if you keep stationery."

"Just until the very end," she replied. "Then I just go wild."

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