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Blogs > Prof10001 > Publish or perish?

Men, sadly true?  

Prof10001 63M  
5636 posts
7/27/2014 9:02 am
Men, sadly true?

MEN.....

What's the difference between a man and a condom?
Condoms have changed. They're no longer thick and insensitive.

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What do UFOs and caring men have in common?
You keep hearing about them but you never see any for yourself.
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Why is sex like a game of cards?
Because if you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
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What's the difference between a man and a bottle of whisky?

Whisky improves with age.
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Why does a man have a clear conscience?
Because it is unused.
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What do you call a man who has suddenly lost 98 percent of his brain?
Divorced.
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What are the three types of men?
The handsome, the caring and the majority.
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What's a man's ultimate embarrassment?
Walking into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.
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What is a man?
A life-support machine for a penis.
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What's the nicest thing about a nudist wedding?
You don't have to ask - you can see who the best man is.
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What should you do if your boyfriend starts smoking?
Slow down.
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Why do men find it hard to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.

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