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Blogs > Prof10001 > Publish or perish?

On the rocks?  

Prof10001 63M  
5636 posts
7/21/2014 6:59 pm
On the rocks?

A southern gentleman went to Las Vegas . Sitting in a cocktail lounge, he beckoned the waitress and said quietly, "Miss, y'all sure are a luvly, luvly lady. Can ah persuade y'all to give me a piece of ass?"

"Wow, that's the most direct proposition I've ever had!", gasped the girl.

Then she looked around the room, smiled and said, "Sure, why not? You're an attractive guy too, and it's pretty slow here right now so why don't we just slip away up to your room?"

When they returned half an hour later, the man sat down at the same table and the waitress smiled at him and asked, "Will there be anything else?"

"Why yes, replied the southern gentleman. " Ah sure 'preciate what y'all just did for me. It was real sweet and right neighbourly of y'all. But where ah come from in South Carolina , we lack our bourbon real cold, so ah still need a piece of ass for mah drink."

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