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No CPR needed  

Prof10001 63M  
5636 posts
7/16/2014 5:03 am
No CPR needed

Three old Ladies named Gertrude, Maude, and Tilly were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approached from across the park. The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat. Gertrude immediately had a stroke. Then Maude, also, had a stroke. Tilly, being the oldest, and more feeble, couldn't reach that far.

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