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Blogs > Prof10001 > Publish or perish?

The Explanation  

Prof10001 63M  
5636 posts
6/9/2014 4:33 am

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6/14/2014 5:04 am
The Explanation

The Explanation
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A wife arrived home from a shopping trip and was shocked to find her husband in bed with a lovely young woman. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband called out "Perhaps you should hear how all this came about..."

I was driving home on the highway when I saw this young woman looking tired and bedraggled. I brought her home and made her a meal from the roast beef you had forgotten about in the fridge.

She was bare-footed so I gave her your good sandals which you had discarded because they had gone out of style.

She was cold so I gave her the sweater which I bought for you for your birthday but you never wore because the color didn't suit you.

Her pants were torn, so I gave her a pair of your jeans, which were perfectly good, but too small for you now.

"Then just as she was about to leave, she asked, 'Is there anything else your wife doesn't use anymore ?'"

(I'm rationalizing I know, but perchance there is a note of truth within the joke. Prof)

rm_royalcolor 62F
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1104 posts
6/13/2014 10:53 pm

 This one just makes me want to cry.


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