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Blogs > Prof10001 > Publish or perish?

Well, maybe some are true.  

Prof10001 63M  
5636 posts
6/3/2014 6:04 pm

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7/6/2014 8:25 am
Well, maybe some are true.

MALE DICTIONARY FOR FEMALES

Just in case we don't understand one another.

1."I'm going fishing" -
Means.. "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety"

2. "It's a guy thing" -
Means.. "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical".

3. "Can I help with dinner?" -
Means.. "Why isn't dinner already on the table?"

4. "Uh huh", "Sure honey," or "Yes dear" -
Means.. Absolutely nothing; it is a conditioned response.

5. "It would take too long to explain" -
Means.. "I have no idea how it works".

6. "We're going to be late" -
Means.. "Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac".

7. "I was listening to you. It's just that I have things on my mind"
Means.. "I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra".

8. "Take a break honey, you're working too hard" -
Means.. "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner".

9. "That's interesting dear" -
Means.. "Are you still talking?"

10."It's a really good movie" -
Means.. "It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and beautiful women".

11."That's women's work" -
Means.. "It's difficult, dirty, and thankless".

12."You know how bad my memory is" -
Means.. "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday or our anniversary."

13."I was just thinking about you, and got you these roses" -
Means.. "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe".

14."Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself, it's no big deal" -
Means.. "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I'm hurt".

15."Hey, I've got my reasons for what I'm doing" -
Means.. "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon".

16."I can't find it" -
Means.. "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless".

17."What did I do this time?" -
Means.. "What did you catch me at?"

18."I heard you" -
Means.. "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."

19."You know I could never love anyone else" -
Means.. "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse".

20."You look terrific" -
Means.. "Oh God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving!"

21."I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are" -
Means.. "No one will ever see us alive again".

22."We share the housework" -
Means.. "I make the messes, she cleans them up".

rm_royalcolor 62F
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1104 posts
6/13/2014 11:00 pm

 These are oddly realistic. What caused you to make this list????


schothot69 54F  
299 posts
7/5/2014 9:44 am

 Love it!! I am totally stealing this
- I'm just a girl that can't say no

Come read my other blog posts schothot69


Prof10001 63M  
4094 posts
7/6/2014 6:01 am
    Quoting rm_royalcolor:
    These are oddly realistic. What caused you to make this list????
Hey Royal-

Sorry I missed your question. I just stole it from a friends email.

Hope all is well,

Prof


Prof10001 63M  
4094 posts
7/6/2014 6:02 am
    Quoting schothot69:
    Love it!! I am totally stealing this
Be my guest, that is how I got it.

Prof


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