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Blogs > Prof10001 > Publish or perish?

Sarah and Jack  

Prof10001 63M  
5636 posts
4/22/2014 9:10 pm

Last Read:
11/19/2014 5:47 pm
Sarah and Jack

Sarah And Jack
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Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack.
They were both extremely good employees - always willing to work
overtime and chip in where needed.

Mr. Smith was looking over his books one day and decided that he wasn't
making enough money to warrant two employees and he would have to lay
one off. But both Sarah and Jack were such good workers he was having
trouble finding a fair way to do it. He decided that he would watch them
work and the first one to take a break would be the one he would lay
off.

So, he sits in his office and watches them work.

Suddenly, Sarah gets a terrible headache and needs to take an aspirin.
She gets the aspirin out of her purse and goes to the water cooler to
get something to wash it down with.

Mr. Smith follows her to the water cooler, taps her on the shoulder and
says, "Sarah, I'm going to have to lay you or Jack off."

Sarah says, "Can you jack off? I have a terrible headache."

rm_lacianna 52F
129 posts
4/22/2014 9:31 pm

 Love it...hillarious!!! Thank you for the funny post.


Prof10001 63M  
4094 posts
4/23/2014 4:38 am
    Quoting rm_lacianna:
    Love it...hillarious!!! Thank you for the funny post.
My pleasure. Glad I stumbled across this one.

Prof


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