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Weight loss through demonic possession
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Weight loss through demonic possession It's been a while so I was due for this , but I had this blog post about done and then the site crashed and I lost it all so I'm writing it again . Which always seems like a MASSIVE waste of time . My blogs are barely worth writing once you know ? So now I'll write my blogs in Word first for a few months but then eventually I'll get lazy and stop doing that until it happens again and I literally go insane with rage . Literally . Did you know what most fanfiction is written by women ? I didn't . I kinda of don't believe it because to me writing fanfic is something dorks do and don't think of women as being dorks . Is that a form of sexism ? Fanfiction started being a big thing in the 70's with Star Trek or course but also with the Man from UNCLE . Never would have guessed that . Speaking of sexism when I was in (the name escaping me now of the classes you have to take to be confirmed) I asked the youth pastor why it seems like demons only ever posses women and he said that it's because women are weak-willed and easy for demons to take over and I said that sounded pretty sexist and he shrugged and said "Religion , what can you do ?" Many years later at my sister's wedding I asked the priest there and same question and he said that it's because demons are mostly male and therefore it's more appealing for them to enter into a woman . And said that that sounded like a strange backhand indictment of<b> homosexuality </font></b>and that demons as I understand them exist only as spirits without physical form so it really wouldn't make sense to ascribe a gender to them . He rolled his eyes and walked off to get some cake . Back in the early 2000s when my friend Dave had first become a priest I used to go on exorcisms with him to help out . After five or six times I stopped doing it though because it's pretty intense . Seeing that kind of thing over a long term could definitely mess with your head . So I hadn't done it in a long time but he called me up this morning to go to Kimballton with him because his usual guy Antoli is out of town right now and he doesn't like doing it with just Lourdes . So I went along and I realized that every possessed woman I've seen is skinny as a rail . Do you think that's because demons are superficial and haven't gotten on the positive body image train ? Or do you think that being possessed makes you lose weight ?  All that clinging to ceiling corners is probably a really good core workout - and you're possessed so you probably push yourself beyond your normal physical limits . Plus the demon doesn't need food so aside from ammunition for projectile vomit they probably don't waste time eating anything . I think if you could be possessed for a few hours every day you could really tone up . There's a graveground nearby my new office building and as I was driving by the other day I noticed they had a sign out saying they're hiring sales associates . I'm afire with curiosity about what selling burial plots is like . Is it just like any other sales job ? How could it be ? I have an image of that scene from Glengarry/Glenross playing through my head . "People just aren't dying right now" and then Alec Baldwin goes off on the dude . I can't imagine that you do cold calling for burial plots . So where do they get their leads from ? Or do they not do anything at all and people come to them ? And if so is that a sweet gig ? So many unanswered questions . The first time I wrote this I ended REAL strong with a story about having a sexy sexy trivia battle with a friend from out of town - and it was super HOT . But I don't want to write that again . But I will say this , the trivia cards I got where pretty good overall but there were a few questions that were much to hard and a couple that were stupid easy . One of the latter I will share with you "Does the earth revolve around the sun or does the sun revolve around the earth ?" I'd like to think that if you get that one wrong poison gas comes out of the card and kills you before you can pass on your stupid genes . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Captain Kirk came up to her. "Oh, Lieutenant, I love you madly. Will you come to bed with me?" "Captain! I am not that kind of girl!" "You're right, and I respect you for it. Here, take over the ship for a minute while I go get some coffee for us." Mr. Spock came onto the bridge. "What are you doing in the command seat, Lieutenant?" "The Captain told me to." "Flawlessly logical. I admire your mind." Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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Most of the fan fiction I'm aware of is for romantic dreck like Twilight (e.g. 50 Shades was supposedly Twilight fan fiction?) so I already had the stereotype that it was written by women. Also, Jane Austen fan fiction is ubiquitous and actually gets real publishing deals. And I'll admit that I've read quite a bit of it. Re, stupid trivia, OK Cupid threw a few easy peasy questions like that into their match questions - I appreciate having a somewhat basic screening device for idiocy (although usually it's already been revealed in the profile writing).   
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Insane with rage? That explains a lot. I think I'll skip the Demonic Possession Diet Plan and settle for the simpler diet of letting anger eat at me from the inside out. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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I feel if it's a blatant rip-off of characters or plot, or a "continuation" story - e.g. Elizabeth and Darcy after they're married with children - yes it's still fan fiction even if published.
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