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Hey baby up your butt with a coconut !
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Hey baby up your butt with a coconut ! Although I saw no coconut , he had no coconut to my knowledge . I went to see my grandma for her 95th birthday yesterday and she mentioned my cousin is in the Dominican Republic right now for a honeymoon and I wondered what the origin of that word was . As a non-married person I found said origin to be hilariously grim . The honey part is easy , it's the sweet an happy part of the relationship , the moon part signifies that it doesn't last long . The idea behind the honeymoon is "enjoy this because it's all downhill from here" . As she has for the past 15 years my grandma has mentioned how she doesn't want to live much longer and everyone always says dumb stuff like "you'll outlive us all !" and "you'll make it to 110 !" and things of that nature . Is it wrong that I think it's okay if she wants to die ? A friend of mind legitimately talks about how he wants to live forever and he's always "researching" different ways to do it . Even living for a very long time seems like it would be awful . As Evo Shandor said "Once you've seen it all there's really nothing left to feel but disgust" .  In other news my aunt is a good sport . I wonder what I would have said if she had asked where I was going to post this picture . I was talking to a lady last night and I don't remember how it came up but she said "you know that one boxing movie with Angelina Jolie" and I was wracking my brain to come up with what she might have been referring to . I eventually figured out she was talking about Million Dollar Baby and I says to her I says "That was Hilary Swank not Angelina Jolie" and then she said "Whatever they're basically the same ." Whoa . Stop everything . I don't think they're the same at all . I would put Angelina Jolie in the hot girl who's a decent actress category . Like if she wasn't hot she'd still have a career but it wouldn't be the career she's had - it would be more like she'd be the friend in some romantic comedies , have guest spots on a bunch of TV shows , maybe have a few seasons where she plays a punky lawyer or the subordinate protagonist on a cop show ; something like that . Hilary Swank on the other hand I would put in the legitimately good actress category . And you know , I don't want to be one of "those" guys but she's not Hollywood hot you know ? In fact didn't they have a whole episode of the Office about that ? Yes , yes they did , it was called Prince Family Paper . I wonder how she felt about that . Probably that episode is a hate crime of some sort and now I'm doing the same thing . I mean she did win an Oscar for a movie where she was pretending to be a dude and the other for doing something that is regarded to be masculine . The point is that if AJ and HS had switched bodies back in 2000 in some kind of Freaky Friday type deal HS (in AJ's body) would be a mega-star and AJ (in HS's body) would be doing a 3 episode run on Law and Order NCIS CSI Toronto as an army drill Sargent who killed one of her recruits when they found out about her hiding cocaine in maple syrup to sneak it across the border . Then I started wondering about actresses that are both very attractive and great actresses . No one really came to mind . Which then made me wonder that maybe if I see a pretty lady I automatically downgrade her acting ability - thereby making me an asshole . So then I started looking at the recent winners of Best Actress and I realized two things - one a lot of women I didn't think had been nominated have been and two I haven't seen a bunch of movies in which the best actress role was performed . I mean obviously these are Hollywood actresses we're talking about so they're all pretty but are they Megan Fox (who's in the Super Hot but Horrible actress category) level of hot ? Marion Cotillard Kate Winslet Sandy Bullock Natalie Portman Meryl Streep Jennifer Lawrence Cate Blanchett Julianne Moore Alison Brie Emma Stone Alison Brie might be . I was pretty surprised by her being a winner because I always considered her to be in the Angelina Jolie category - maybe she's a better actress than I think . J-Law is another maybe . And yet somehow I find her to be both not as attractive and not as good an actress as a lot of people say . Maybe I just find her annoying because she seems like a media gadfly . Maybe that's not her fault though . Honestly the first name that came to my mind for the super hot and great actress slot was Helen Mirren but that's because she's a great actor now and have you seen her when she was younger ? Hachi-machi ! But was she a good actress then ? I don't know . Was Angie Dickensen a good actress ?  Now let's take a look at the Sexiest Women Alive list ; Emelia Clarke (average actress at best , some people say she's terrible) Penelope Cruz (decent actress) Scar-Jo (maybe a good actress ? ) Mila Kunis (Jack Daniels commercial level actress) Rhianna (I was going to say not an actress but she has been in some things) Minka Kelly (I actually don't know who this is) Kate Beckinsale (hmm , maybe a good actress) Halle Berry (paydirt I think as she also won best actress - although funnily she's the super hot women I most often hear morons say they don't think is attractive) Charlize Theron (a strong maybe , although she's been in some awful movies) Jessica Biel (close to Megan Fox level) And of course , Angelina Jolie "40 what's the point of this post ?" I don't know , but she said that and I just started thinking about it . One thing I do know thanks to Total Divas is that all hot girls think they can sing . And I guess thanks to auto-tune they're kind of right . So then I started wondering are there any super hot dudes that are also good actors ? Best actor winners ; Casey Affleck (no) Leo (no) Eddie Redmayne (no) Matthew McConaughey (maybe ? He's also been the sexist man alive and he's got the body for sure but his face is weird to me , I don't like him at all) Daniel Day Lewis (no) Jean Dujardin (don't know him) Colin Firth (no) Jeff Bridges (no) Sean Penn (no) Forest Whitaker (no) You have to go back to 2001 and Denzel Washington to find a real looker and his status as a mega-stud is questionable . I guess when I think of Hollywood hunks I think of Pitt and Clooney which maybe shows my age and they're both in the "decent" actor category . I think Tom Hardy is the best bet for sexy sexy man who's also a great actor . Also they make it seem like Tom Hanks has won best actor a bunch of times but it's all lies . And the sexiest men alive ; Blake Shelton (non-actor) The Rock (technically an actor) David Beckham (not an actor) Chris Hemsworth (Thor-level actor) Adam Levine (non-actor) Channing Tatum (Rock-level actor) Bradley Cooper (hmm , maybe , is he a great actor ? ) Ryan Reynolds (Two Guys and a Girl level actor) Clearly it's easier to be the sexiest man alive without being an actor or even a decent actor . Also what's the deal with these rankings ? Shouldn't the sexist man alive be some Swedish bicycling champion we've never heard of ? And can Emelia Clarke really face off with Kate Upton in a sexy-off ? Anyway shortly afterwards she said (remember 2 hours ago when you started reading this post and it was about me talking to a lady) "Do you like flappies ?" And for a second I thought she was talking about boobs , because they've been known to flap . But she was actually talking about pancakes AKA flapjacks . I sometimes say flapjacks just for laughs but has anyone ever said "flappies" in that context ? In conclusion the government has been creating a race of mutant pig-warriors for years to serve as disposable ground troops in the event of a major war . Now if they ever let them come out of hiding and join our society there's obviously going to be people (sickos I'll call them) that are going to want to see pigman on "normal" lady porn . Setting aside for a moment the porn ladies that are out of their minds on bath salts how hard would that be to pull off ? I mean if you're already getting plowed in the ass for money does it really matter if the guy doing the plowing has a pig-face ? I mean a well put together pigman is probably better looking than Ron Jeremy right ? The point is there's some rough looking dudes in porn . 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I don't feel great about this post , but on the other hand if you're going to judge women based on their appearance this would be the place to talk about it right ? Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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Thank you for this utterly subjective post. 2 things - Angie Dickinson was a good actress but she was limited by the times she lived in. Tom Hardy is not sexy. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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I'm not even going to get into the whole 'who's hot who's not' discussion, anyone who was mentioned in this post is 20 times hotter than me sooooo.... But back to the VERY VERY beginning three hours ago, no I don't think you're a terrible person for thinking that it's OK for your grandma to want to die. I'm assuming if I get to that age I'll have some sort of body malfunction (or more than one) that's either super painful or super embarrassing. Also I will have reached my limit of being able to adapt to our fast changing times. Such as to make me feel, what's the point of hanging around any longer?   
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LaLa knows who is hot. i concur with her list. and with Smarty's comment on the right to choose when you want to die. and your comment on your auntie being a good sport. Lord i think i need to lie down - i'm being much toonice. You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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