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Ape X the apex ape
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Ape X the apex ape Remember the other day I was complaining about being given a size "medium" shirt ? Of course not , but I am reminding you know for my own purposes . Well a dude at work gave me an XXXXXXXXL shirt . It's like a tent . I'm not sure if it was a joke or what . I will say he's quite a heavy fellow himself . I will say further that I didn't know shirts went up that far in sizes . Although I suppose there's no cap really . I think I saw a 4X in a store one time . I don't know what XXXXXXX porn would be but I know it would be nasty . Approximately one and a third times nastier than standard porn , which is pretty nasty . I think I'll leave that one alone . I wanted to watch Nate Bargatze last night but my free trial of Netflix has run out so I watched Brian Regan on Amazon Prime instead . He's known as one of the only successful "clean" comics . I find this stuff to be wildly inconsistent - like for 15 minutes I'll maybe chuckle one but right at the point I'm about to bail he'll bust out a bit that has me dying laughing . I don't know if that's because he works clean or not . Now I realize that recounting a comedy bit is pretty close to the lowest form of communication ever but stick with me for a moment . He told a story about how when he was a his parents let his brother take the family car out for the first time - taking him and all his brothers bowling . And on the way back he was afraid they were going to get home late so he was driving like a bat out of hell and refused to stop so Brian could go to the bathroom . So he ended up with his two other brothers holding onto his legs while he pissed out the back window - which is something you could do in a station wagon . The point is that due to the airflow at the back of the car all the piss was flying back at them . It was a good bit . But the important thing is that for DECADES scientist types were arguing about what happens to the airflow at the back of a car . An argument that wasn't settled until the tools for demonstration fluid dynamics advanced to the point where they could show when the air comes around the back of a car it sets up a little backwards rotating whatever you call it sending air back at the car . And that whole argument could have been solved from the get go just by pissing out a back window . Remember in the 70's when the Cold War was really going like gangbusters and the US was convinced that Russian had resurrected Ilya Ivanovich Ivanov's supposed work and was trying to create ape-soldiers and so in response they started project Purana which eventually resulted in them transferring a human brain into the body of a Cross River gorilla ? Turns out that that dude , who was still a dude even though in a gorilla body , occasionally had them bring in prostitutes that were paid a huge amount of money to bang him . Several questions come to mind . First of all did they pay them more to keep them silent or did they just count on the fact that a saying "Hey the CIA paid me to hump an ape" isn't going to get a lot of traction ? Secondly , if the animal has a human brain in it that seems like maybe it's okay morally BUT they didn't know that right ? So what does that mean ? Or did they know ? Because otherwise you'd have to somehow convince them they weren't going to be ripped limb from limb right ? OR did they tell them it was one of the trained sign-language apes ? And exactly how much did they get paid ? Are we talking hundreds of thousands ? The good news is that apes have really small units though . Humans actually have massive cocks compared to their body size among primates . And you have to wonder why right ? If your typical 800 pound gorilla is packing 2 inches why does a human man have six ? It must be a product of evolution right ? So clearly that's what human women want right ? #sizequeen MSN keeps shoving an article about celebrities that have come out as bisexual at me . Is it wrong that I feel like that's not a thing ? Coming out as gay sure , but bisexual ? Meh . Does that make me a huge asshole or what ? Speaking of , I decided today while I was doing dishes that if I ever got married and I was separated from my spouse for a while I think it would be okay if we had sex with other people so long as it was same sex stuff . Like if she's overseas with her unit fighting in North Korea and she wants to lez out what's wrong with that ? And if I want to bang a dude while she's deployed that seems okay too . Unless these other people are human<b> brains </font></b>in apes BECAUSE unless you saw the operation happen you don't know . It could just be a crafty normal ape tricking you . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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I believe the gorilla they murdered to pull the swap was Danny . Also I wonder if this post will be blocked . Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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It doesn't seem like that gorilla brain transplant story could be real. You're going to have to start providing citations sir. And re, coming out as bi - I do think it's a more difficult thing to come out as, because there are all of these negative stereotypes around bi people. Like, they can never be successfully monogamous because they'll always be craving that other gender.   
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