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My dreams, they gotta kiss it, 'cause I don't get sleep
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My dreams, they gotta kiss it, 'cause I don't get sleep I was driving this weekend and I saw that appeared to be a human skeleton in a ditch . I grant you I didn't get a good look but it didn't appear obviously fake . But I figured it was a Halloween thing and ignored it . But what if it wasn't near Halloween ? I'd still probably ignore it . I feel like if you live in the country you could probably murder people , render them down to skeletons and then put them were cars driving past would see them and nothing would happen . Not sure what that means about our society , if anything . Speaking of , I went and checked out a WW1 exhibit this weekend and it was strangely both depressing and uplifting . Depressing because things seem almost exactly the same as in 1917 , but uplifting for the same reason - things seem bad right now and people are all in a panic about whatever but things are always bad and people are always in panic and we're all still here panicking and freaking out . It's just the natural order . People are often like 'things used to be better" but they didn't . Also I learned something because I thought the sinking of the Lusitania is what spurred the US into the war but apparently the straw that broke the proverbial camel's back was the Zimmermann Telegram in which German proposed an alliance with Mexico to attack the US if the US entered the war . There was a section about socialist resistance to the war and the a newspaper that was put on trial twice for treason that had a quote I really liked about how all they did was tell the truth and they don't know if it really meant anything in the long rung but they felt good about doing it . But I couldn't remember it well enough to hunt it down on Google . Sad panda . I was going to tweet it out and be a big damn hero . Because taking to social media is how people take action these days . Now the next installment in the infinity part series "millennials ruin everything" - did you know that millennials now say third base to mean a hand job ? What is wrong with these damn . I mean maybe it kind of makes sense because third base is getting your hands on the goods but who uses the base analogy talking about a dude ? It makes no sense . Dudes are down for anything and everything . The good news is though that playing Yahtzee and holding hands is still a home run in Christian baseball . I still haven't figured out what an in-the-park-HR is though . And what does it mean when you get to second when there's already a runner on base in a three way scenario ? Because an RBI is something else . Baseball is so dumb . Congrats to the Astros though !  Touch your bat dicks together in victory ! Meanwhile , wrestling ;  In other news a dude was sentenced to 4 years in prison for sending dozens of hookers to his neighbors house . He would tell them that his "kink" was pretending that he didn't want them to be there and they had to entice him to let them in by committing lewd acts on the porch . Which is a pretty good scam but it had to have cost the dude a fortune . I wonder if he's super crazy or if he's just really dedicated to ruining that guys' life for some reason . And finally scientists have found a new species of orangutan (P. tapanuliensis) in remote jungles of Sumatra - making it the 3rd known orangutan species ! Only two more until my plan is complete . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Don't forget about the ESPN 30 for 30 about Ric Flair this week - sounds like it's going to be about alcoholism and neglecting your family so it should be a hoot ! Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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What plan would require 5 species of orangutan? Would the proposed 5 species of orangs ride the 5 species of rhino into battle (under your leadership) taking over Sumatra and hailing you as their king? Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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I'll say one thing about 1917 vs. 2017 - sure seems like a potential war situation could go to hell in a handbasket a lot more quickly today.  
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