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Scottish vampires are taking over our casinos !
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Scottish vampires are taking over our casinos ! Did you know that the Chuck E Cheese rat has a backstory ? And that backstory is that he is an orphan who doesn't know when his birthday is so the celebrates birthday every day ? That's kind of messed up . I wonder if the Showbiz Pizza bear had a similarly disturbing origin story . I went to see Garbage this weekend , and also Blondie and John Doe/Exene Cervenka but most importantly Garbage . Blondie was decent and John Doe is a heck of a<b> guitar </font></b>player but I was there for Garbage . Sidenote I think "Heart of Glass" is a pretty great song . One time a music snob told me that anyone who likes that music is a mainstream loser doofus that doesn't know what real music is . I like music (shocking) but I find it odd how manic some people get about it . You like (insert type of music here) instead of (other type of music) ? FUCK YOU PAL !!! It's just music . I've never know anyone to get upset because I like a different kind of cereal from them . Like no joke there are people in this world that would badly beat me if I admitted I used to own Cranberries CDs . Like I could be in the hospital with a ruptured spleen . Over music . White people are crazy . Anyway , during Garbage's set they had this wacky lightshow going where about a third of the time the building was lit up like all the lights were on , and about a third of the time the band wasn't visible and about a third of the time something cool was happening . One person there opined that it was to prevent people from taking pictures - which seems like an odd theory because why would they care ? Copyrights I guess . Another person complained that this dancing light spectacular made her feel disconnected from the bad and made the experience lose a lot of what she likes about live music . I don't really care if I can see the band nor if I can feel a connection with them . And THAT is what makes me a mainstream loser doofus that doesn't know what real music . Live music can be great , but it really depends on the act . But that's neither here nor there - the important thing is that during Garbage's set there was a bat occasionally flying around . Which is the real reason for the light show - because that bat WAS Shirley Manson . They obscured the band at times with their crazy lights so she could assume batform as some vampires can and scan the crowd for a good victim which she would later kill and drain of blood . Or rather the blood draining would kill them . You know what I mean . She was turned into a vampire in 2003 by Joseph Gordon Levitt . I saw her eyeballing me once when she was flying around but I made the sign of the Bullet Club at her and she knew better than to mess with me . The BC don't tolerate no vampire shenanigans . People were joking about her age and I was going to post something about how she's not THAT old but she's older than I thought - early fifties . I thought she was pretty young when she hit the bigtime back in the 90's but I was wrong . As per usual . Also she was a terminator in the Terminator TV show ? Who knew ? The other day at work someone said "I look forward to working with you" and I wondered does anyone ever mean that ? The best I could come up with is that I bet a porn star could said that and mean it . At least at the beginning before they get jaded and sex is just like changing spark plugs .  I watched the first half of GLOW . A few minutes into the very first episode Alison Brie is totally nude . Talk about Fan Service . They even lampshaded it with the conversation right before she strips down wherein the chick from American Gods says of her being offered a porn role "You , the girl who changes beneath and undershirt ?" to which Alison Brie's character says "I'm not like that anymore ." I can't help but feel that was a direct reference to Community - in that they tried not to sexualize Annie because she was "kinda a young" but there was a significant part of the Community fandom that was ALL about sexualizing Annie #Anniesboobs . But I'm not sure if that was like a shot at Community or they were just trying to hook people or what . Like did Alison Brie WANT to be sexualized on Community ? Being a lady actor must be kind of weird . I can't remember who said it but some famous lady actor said something to the effect of "You spend the first half of your career fighting to keep your clothes on and the second half fighting to take them off ." It reminded me of Project Greenlight where the director got pissed because the chick from Baywatch wouldn't get topless . You can kind of see it both ways right , I mean if you're famous only for your body why won't you do the one thing people want to see ? But also if you're famous for your boobs your probably want to change that . It's a conundrum . Or maybe it's not and I'm just a sexist male oink . It was amusing but I am kind of surprised the show has taken off the way it has - it's kind middle of the road nothing . I can't see it being terrible appealing to wrestling fans (unless they just like spotting the cameos) and it doesn't seem like non-wrestling people would be all that into it either . In case you were wondering , here are the cameos I saw ; Johnny Mundo was the trainer in the first 2 episodes - I'm not quite sure why they didn't keep him around longer , he can act a little bit - enough to play you know a wrestler at least , and he's easy on the eyes you know ? Carlito and Brodous Clay played the one chick's bothers in an episode - my BFF said of Carlito's hair "that's the strangest hairstyle I've ever seen" and she's a punk rocker ! Joey Ryan and his IRL wrestler-wife Laura James played a very dumbly named Million Dollar Man rip-off and his valet . Alex Riley played his SCTA-esque rival called Iron , can't decide if that's a shitty wrestling name or a great porn name . Maybe both . On that same episode Chris Daniels and Frankie Kazarian were the dudes working in the ring before them . In one of the episodes Cherry chokes the annoying slut out for screwing around - which happened for reals . The trainer of the original GLOW girls Mondo Guerrero didn't think one lady was taking it seriously so me put her in a shoot sleeper hold and put her out . That kind of thing was okay in the 80s I guess . His nephew Chavo Jr helped train the fake GLOW ladies for this show - he's much nicer though , I don't think he would choke anyone . It's funny the two actresses who got into the training the most and were the best in the ring were not featured much in the show at all - they were the one's prank calling everyone , which accounted for most of their screen time . I guess it's hard to compete with Alison Brie and a hot blonde who tried to hump Shadow on her husband's grave . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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You know what I just realized the other day , Judy of Punch and Judy fame is a lady - not only that but she's his wife . I always kind of liked Punch and Judy but now I realized it's just domestic abuse . Not sure why I thought they were both dudes - I mean I never met a guy named Judy . Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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Thanks for pointing out the various cameos - because of course I'm too much of a wrestling ignoramus to recognize any of those people. Bat = vampire Shirley Manson, excellent theory.   
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Today, you may accuse me of skimming and I will confess. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Do they play The World is Not Enough from the Bond movie at their concerts? I would think that could be a mini blog for you right there. Embrace the suck
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You didn't know Judy was his female wife? The qualifying adjective female would not have been required when I was in high school.
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