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Misery waits in vague hotels to be a victim The universe is a cruel uncaring void - the key to happiness isn't a search for meaning - its to keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense and then eventually you'll be dead . I found out today they have YELP reviews of<b> poems . </font></b>YELP loves Edgar Allen Poe . I feel like most people , at least people of my ilk , go through a Poe phase but you grow out of it . Dude was kind of a downer . But you have to ask yourself what kind of person goes on YELP and reviews a poem ? I want to know what this person's life is . The other day I said something about not having any testosterone - which is one of those "jokes" where you're only kind of kidding . I have considered inquiring about testosterone replacement drugs/therapy but my innate distrust of drugs always wins out in the end . And today I started wondering - would it be worth it to have more energy and lose weight if in return I was a sexual frustrated pimple-monster ? It's a tough call . I mean I already have body acne so I can only imagine what would happen if I went on the juice . I'm pretty happy with my low level of sex drive . I wouldn't mind if it went away altogether . I normally keep my hair pretty short but I'm growing it out a little bit because a shaved head looks weird with muttonchops and every time I let my hair get a little longer I am reminded of the gross fact that when I do that my forehead is was less greasy - one can only assume because the hair is soaking up more of the disgusting disgusting oil . The human body is pretty revolting when you think about it . Especially mine . Damn combination skin - I'm like a fast food burger , greasy on the top dry as balls on the bottom . Speaking of I rarely order out but I had a hankering for crab rangoons today so I ordered Chinese . And then I realized that meant I would have to put on pants . Such a drag . I need a whole in the door they can just shove the food in during these times . Remember that time I ordered Chinese and the delivery woman saw I was watching Game of Thrones and just came in uninvited and watched ? And then we had sex ? It's hard to believe now that that really happened . When I was driving to work this morning I was behind a car for about 10 minutes that was being driven by this George Costanza looking mofo who had his arm up on the passenger seat . And the whole time he was gentle caressing the headrest - there's no other word for it but caressing . I've never touched a woman as tenderly as that in my life - it was hypnotic . Now probably he's just some kind of mental obsessive who has to stroke things compulsively or the Kremlin will steal his babies but I feel there's a small chance that he's a car fucker . I mean sexualizing cars is one thing this country loves - it only follows there's going to be some car fuckers out there .  I've never been into cars , probably because of my low testosterone . Conversely the only women I've known who were really into cars had super high sex drives - scarily high to a low -T pansy like me . And then when I was driving home I saw a dude that looked like Spock driving a beat up green pick-up , which is not something you expect to see . I did a literally double take - and a figurative triple take . "You mean he looked like Leonard Nimoy ?" No , he looked like Spock . They do look alike but he was more Spockish than Nimoy-ee . At work I got back from the bathroom and my new best friend got all up in my face immediately "Where were you ?!" she demanded . I told her I was in the bathroom and she asked , livid "What were you doing in there !?" "Uh is that a real puzzle for you there Erica ?" I queried . "Tell me what you were doing RIGHT NOW" she says . I refused at first but she was insistent so I says to her I says "I was shitting . Shit came out of my asshole and fell into the toilet bowl . Also some urine made it's way out my urethra - is that what you wanted to know ?" And she of course was offended . I hate this person more with every passing minute - I've never experienced anything quite like it . It's quite extraordinary . And finally this - I've noticed that saying you don't listen to podcasts is the new cool thing to say , taking the place of "I don't watch TV" since no one watches TV anymore except old people like me . Podcasts are now the gauche pastime of the unenlightened barbarians . Not sure when that happened but it did . If you listen to podcasts you're part of the mainstream now and that is social death in a society were everyone is a rebel . How can everyone be a rebel ? Doesn't someone , the majority even , need to be the thing against which the rebels are rebelling ?  Clearly you don't understand America pal . USA ! USA ! USA ! 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Well if you're low-T to begin with (which we don't know for a fact) I assume supplementation would just bring you up to normal instead of turning you into an acne monster. Not that I know anything about it. Do you really want to suddenly develop an interest in Corvettes though?   
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I don't know what YELP is, do I need to? and once again...........this kicked ass. You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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