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This place sucks , as soon as I graduate I'm going to California
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This place sucks , as soon as I graduate I'm going to California "The only way for poor people to get money is to steal it or scam it ." Lip Gallagher Did all the cool in your school talk about how they were going to move to California ? I remember the time I told Popular McCoolGuy that I doubted he was going to - I got a couple extra pinecones shoved up my ass that day . What do who grow up in California say ? They're moving to China ? I have to (not really but I will) admit that I get a disturbing amount of pleasure seeing those same people wallowing their bloated carcasses down the aisle of the local grocery store dead-eyed while their 6 mutant jump all over them blowing snot everywhere . They say living well is the best revenge but that's not true , your enemies living poorly is much better . Did you know there's only 1o cities in the US with more than 1 million people ? I didn't . It's funny how the brain works , I think of Miami as a big city but there's only 400,000 people there - that's about the same as Minneapolis . By the same token San Diego , Houston , San Antonio and Phoenix are considered "small market" in terms of sports franchises but they're all in the top ten in population . If the NFL gave out teams based only on population half the league would be in TX and CA . Tennessee would have two teams with empty stadiums instead of one . I'm really enjoying Shameless not only because it's a great show in and of itself but it's chock (choc ? ) full of the kind of thorny moral issues I like to ponder when I should be doing something useful for humanity . They say to bet on yourself and take risks and things like that , but do they really only mean that for rich people ? Does it all really mean just that the rich get richer ? Poor people can't really afford to take chances right ? I'm reading another depressing book about the US economy and it talks about how it all kind of runs on taking advantage of poor people . I don't know if I believe it 100% but there's definitely some truth in there . Remember a couple years ago when we convinced that dude at work from Lithuania that the Superbowl was actually the Super Bowel and that was the day everyone went to get their prostate checked and we sent him to the "doctor" who sodomized him repeatedly ? There was absolutely nothing illegal about that . In fact since his cousins then decapitated the "doctor" you could say that some good came out of it . Conversely remember a while back when we would ask people "Are you into FaceBrick ?" and some of them thinking we said "Face Book" would say yes and then we would smash in their face with a brick ? Turns out that's more of a violent felony than a prank in the eyes of the law . You should definitely find a safehouse in which to lay (lie ? ) low for a while . But anyway , let's talk about my dick . Like all men by ENTIRE self worth is made up of three components - the size of my dick , the size of the tits of the chicks I bang , and the success of my college sports team . Which is why I find myself in a land of confusion (I must've dreamed a thousand dreams / Been haunted by a million screams / I can hear the marching) . When I was a younger fellow on no fewer than three occasions women implied that I had a small unit in situations where I was apt to believe them . Which is the tricky part , I mean when you're at the beginning and your woman likes you she lies and tells you it's huge , and then at the end when she hates you she says it's tiny - but there's sweet spot in the middle where you can glean some good data . Ideally if you wanted to know if your junk size you'd be with someone who didn't care about you one way or the other - which I believe is called marriage . Anyway , so based on these implications I assumed I had a small cock . But then now as I approach middle age in the past few years no fewer than three women have implied that my stuff was "kinda thick" , the word girthy may or may not have been bandied about . And these are in scenarios where I would believe the person saying this as well . So now I don't know what to believe . And check this shit out , I know my dick has gotten shorter over the years - measure it all the time , it DOES NOT just look shorter because I'm fatter , it is shorter . So maybe the mass stayed the same ? It got shorter so it became wider ? I don't know man , I'm just glad I can still think I'm because of all the huge tittied women I've railed over the years . HUGE  Speaking of (not really) the doctor gave me a pamphlet that I finally got around to reading and it was about the most important things you can do to stay healthy . They had some things for everything and then 3 things specific to men and women . Men ; 1. Testicular exam 2. Prostate exam 3. Test for STIs (called STDs in my day , and VDs before my day) Women ; 1. Breast exam 2. Pap test 3. Pelvic exam So I have to ask - why is getting tested for Chlamydia important for men than women ? Are men more likely to have an STD ? Why would that be ? I would ASSUME most men who get an STD get it from a woman right ? And vice versa ? Are the statistics skewed because gay men are more likely to get an STD than gay women ? Does enter into it ? Are prostitutes a significant factor in the spread of STDs ? I asked someone about this and they said that men are more likely to engage in risky sexual behavior but unless they're gay doesn't that mean they're spreading their diseases to all kinds of women ? I want answers . Also , what is the point of a pelvic exam ? Why is that so important ? What are they looking for ? For what are they looking I mean . The pap test is for cervical cancer so what's the exam about ? Hmm , I should probably ask my doctor what size my cock is next time she's pawing around down there . That's probably "inappropriate" though . You can't say anything to anyone anymore . Gees . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Gee...where to start. A pap smear checks for cervical cancer. A pelvic exam checks for abnormalities of the uterus and ovaries. A man with chlamydia usually has no symptoms; women do. Size is relative. I am 5'2. To you, I am short. To Peter Dinklage, I am tall Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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The pap smear seems a lot more important to me (or at least more scientifically quantifiable) than the pelvic exam. The doctor can't feel your organs directly, so basically they've got one hand inside you and one on top of your abdomen pressing down - I don't think they would feel an abnormality unless it was YUGE. Also, if you're unfortunate enough to have a uterus that's tipped in the wrong direction, they try to feel it by sticking a finger up your butt. I'm not a fan. Perhaps the earlier partners who implied you were "small" were fixated on length whereas the later partners were more interested in girth.   
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the "average" penis is 4-6" long. there is not much use or more than 7" except for show. a skiiny dick is sort of icky imho. I just can't watch shameless, it makes me feel agitated. You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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I'm not sure just what to say... but I liked this. 
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