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Feargasm First off , did Christianmingle execute a hostile takeover of Match because I feel like 80% of the women there are trying to get me into a threesome with Jesus now and I don't remember it being like that before . Secondly my quarterly giant zit on my balls has made an appearance for those of you keeping track . Thirdly I thought of the best name every if you want to open an gyro place - Shawarmageddon . This morning I heard a story on a podcast which may very well be BS about a woman who has a phobia of having an orgasm . Intellectually I knew that you can have a phobia is pretty much anything , I mean phobophobia , but have an O-phobia never crossed my mind . My first thought was that was terrible for this woman (if true) . My second thought was cynically that women never have orgasms anyway so it probably wasn't a big deal . My third thought was horribly that this women would be perfect for me because she'd be totally safe - know what I mean ? Not because I'm selfish in bed , just because I suck .  When someone says they're "separated for now" doesn't that imply that they're going to get back together with their spouse ? I asked a lady this and she got super mad at me . She said that it means she's separated now but is going to be divorced later . Speaking of (not really) I just watched the season 1 finale of Shameless and I feel sorry for Karen's dad . He was kind of an asshole but he wasn't a super asshole . Actually that's not true , I JUST watched Wrath of Khan - that movie is still great . A lot of the effects are awful by today's standards of course , but some of the practical effects are still pretty cool .  On time there was a dude that won 35 million dollars via a lottery . And he took that money and started a lady wrestling company . After 13 shows they went under and the dude ended up broke ass . Said dude is often listed as one of the dumbest lottery winners ever . Which is probably fair . But I will say most lottery winners end up broke right ? So at least he got to do something he loved for a while . I often wonder what I would do if I were suddenly rich and I might start a wrestling company . I'd like to think I would be smart enough not to sink ALL my money into it , but who knows right ? In my completely uneducated opinion the guy did a few things right . He got people involved who knew the industry and don't seem to be scam<b> artist </font></b>(there's a lot of those in the 'biz") rather than just trying to do is solo . He recruited a lot of serious wrestlers rather than just rounding up some boob-job babes and tossing them in the ring . He did a lot of promotion prior to debuting - there was some buzz . But he did more wrong . He put himself in an on-camera role and he was awful . He went straight to TV which is going to be a tough row to ho . I think he would have been lot better served running live events for X number of months if not years to build something of a fanbase before trying to run a TV show . Also for that matter why even try TV ? Why not just youtube ? Granted this was in 2008 so maybe that was less viable at the time . The point is that ROH has some of THE best wrestling in the world and they were around for 10 years before they had enough fans to support even a syndicated TV show let alone a basic cable show . The TV thing alone was probably enough to sink them but the other big mistake was in giving all the ladies new gimmicks , most of them probably weren't going to bring a lot of eyeballs to the screen anyway but why not capitalized on what audience there was ?  So the guy is a dumbass sure , but at least he did something you know ? Can you really say you'd do something better with 35 million ? You can ? Oh . And finally , I saw a commercial last night where they're selling HGH was a beauty product . Did I miss a memo ? Isn't that 100% illegal ? Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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re HGH - yeah, you'd think. and with 35 million, i'd become a hoarder. You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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Don't spend your winnings on a wrestling company - buy the Dan Gable Museum! btw - Shawarmagedon is an awesome name! Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Will HGH get rid of my sagging chin? I'm in!  
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Legalities in advertising....  Vive La Difference
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