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A VHS tape guide to North American greater cryptids
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A VHS tape guide to North American greater cryptids Medicinal oral sex . Would you suck a really good friend's dick if it would give them relief from a painful medical issue ? I'm not sure if I would or not . Obviously if a lady friend of mine needed cunnilingus I would have no problem with that (although I'm sure they could find someone better) but if a dude wanted me to help them out I really don't know . Doesn't seem like it would ever come up but these are the kind of things I think about . Would a gay dude go down on his best female friend , would a straight lady ? I asked the Lesbionic Woman if she'd do that for me and she said she probably would , but she had BFs back in the day so I'm sure she's sucked a few cocks so that's probably not as big a deal as it might be for a dyed in the wool lesbo . I've met a number of women on Polyamory Date who believe 100% that all men are on the downlow and we're constantly sucking each other off whenever women aren't around . This seems like a very odd thing to believe .  I went to Chik-Fil-A today to get a free chicken sandwich , which I justified as being okay because I was just taking free stuff not patronizing them (I love a good justification) and I tell you what those hatemongers really know how to make a mediocre chicken sandwich . The whole Chik-Fil-A controversy makes a lot more sense to me now , if their food was delicious I could see people struggling over if they should eat there or not - but it ain't . Paul F Thompkins has a pretty funny bit about the whole CFA thing and people's justifications for still eating there - I love him even more because he responded to one of my tweets . Unlike Colt Cabana and the Sklar Brothers who I know hate . If you're a racist looking for a new stereotype to spread around there you go - Jewish people don't respond to tweets . Again I preface this by saying I love having my car back but I've adjusted the seat literally a billion times since getting it back and it's still not quite right . When you drive someone else's car don't mess with their seat position . I never do and that's why I am a good person . Unless they're six or more feet shorter than me , which is tricky because I am only six tall . Or I was , I think I've shrunken to 5'11 . I've long suspected that gay people have all the good sex and apparently this was documented by Masters and Johnson back in 79 - in a work that has been mostly forgotten and reviled because half of it was tricks and tips on how homos could go straight . But the first half was about how committed gay couples were really knocking it out of the park sexwise while us straight people are just farting around in the outfield getting batteries thrown at us by drunken fans . If you are gay and read this blog I apologize for saying "us" straight people . If you're gay and you don't read the blog I get it , I don't think I have a lot of gay appeal . Part of it is what you'd expect , gender empathy just makes things easier . A woman knows that she doesn't like it when dudes jam on her clit like a DJ doing a tweak scratch so she doesn't do it , and dudes know you really have to get a good drip on the old unit to get that fucker in<b> gear </font></b>so they don't hold back . But the other part of it is that apparently gay folks are more open to talking about sex . Which I can certainly attest to . I would guess 90% of what I've done to all my partners they didn't like , but rarely does anyone speak up . And I admit to being the same way - when a chick starts messing around with my nipples or sucking my fingers or other stuff I don't like I don't say anything . Although I'm just glad to be having sex you know ? Plus I assume if they like doing it I'm willing to put up with it . Except biting . That I cannot tolerate . "Gees 40 , what do you like ?" I admit I am a bad lay . So gay people , my hat is off to you , keep enjoying the good sex while I'm here jerking it . One other thing I found interested about the Master and Johnson study (who I always want to call Powers and Johnson - Master Power Johnson would be a good porn name) was that all 4 quadrants male/female gay/straight had a lot of people that were into BANNED TOPIC fantasies . When I first joined Polyamory Date I was disturbed by the number of women that had BANNED TOPIC fantasies they wanted to act out and or "wanted to be forced a little" but I guess everyone's into it . So remember that folks whatever our differences may be everyone's into kinda rapey sex . Put that on bumper sticker Stickermule ! Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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I'll be interested to see if the site monkeys latch on to that slip about grapey sex. Lesbians might have great sex initially, but there is a stereotype widely bandied about regarding "lesbian bed death" - i.e. fairly quickly they stop having sex and just become cuddly roommates. Lesbian 40Deuce blog readers should feel free to set us straight, though.   
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I would definitely suck a good friend's dick/clit to cure a painful or deadly (non-contagious) malady. One question left unclear - would s/he have to orgasm? Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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