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Sweet , gentle butt fucking
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Sweet , gentle butt fucking I came up with a truly cromulent plan today . My health insurance is garbage and no country with nationalized medicine will take me so what I need to do it get into the Screen Actors Guild . They have primo health insurance and all you need to do to qualify is work 1 day as a principal or 3 days as a background . Then you pay three grand and you're in ! Bam , no deductible and only a $15 co-pay ! That's a sweet set up . When I telling the people at work (aka the people I work with) about this they were checking out it and they were amazed by how much coverage you got and I says to them I says "Dude , it's a union , a union of liberal artistes, you don't think they're going to have very generous health insurance ?" So I got in touch with an agent and to get signed I only had to let him penetrate my asshole a little bit . And his dick was super tiny . Cha-ching !  My back-up plan is to marry Tiffany Trump . I've already got a professional wingman on stand-by to help me score this bird . And I know what you're thinking "40 the wingman is just going to take her for himself !" but don't worry about it , I'm not stupid - I made sure I got a gay wingman . "But 40 he'll marry a woman to get some of that sweet Trump money !" I know what I'm doing , I got a gay wingman who's already married . "But 40 , what if he and his husband are in on this together and they get divorced so he can marry Tiffany and get all the money which they then split ?" Shut up that's what ! So this gal I work with says to me "hey 40 , you want to bang ?" and I said that I would if she wasn't married and we didn't work together I would and she goes "my husband is cool with it" which from what I know he probably is , but that really doesn't matter to me . Which is weird because I've never cared if any of my lady friends shagged other dudes because it's just sex - who cares ? And yet I must care since I won't (knowingly) bang a married lady no matter what . Once again I am a hypocrite . Anyway so she said something about her husband joining in and I said "Pleasuring a woman is at least a two man job " and I explained my helicopter theory and she said "well I wouldn't know" and I said "What about that time you and that chick hooked up while your husbands watched and jerked off ?" and she got super embarrassed and asked how I knew about that . A - That seems like an odd thing to be embarrassed about when talking to a dude you asked to give it to you apropos of nothing B - She's the one that told me that story I feel like this happens semi-frequently , someone will tell me something rather memorable and then when I bring it up they forget that they told it to me . I think it's because I'm so innocuous people confide in me without really realizing it . I'm like a lamp or a coffee mug , people just forget about me most of the time . And I wouldn't have it any other way . Did you know that some people with spinal injuries who can't feel their genitals can have orgasms from the stimulation of said genitals ? And if you think that's freaky check this shit out - dead people can have orgasms . What kind of world is this I ask you ? Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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I have pretty good health insurance that required no butt fucking to get. Of course, my husband died so I guess you say that I've been emotionally butt fucked. I haven't told you anything embarrassing over the years, have I? Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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10/5/2016 6:59 pm |
I this post was gonna be about AT&T.  They weren't very gentle to me.
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$3000 once, or $3000 every year? If the latter, it doesn't seem like THAT great of a deal. My premium is about $65/month for single coverage (I tried to TELL you that you should apply for a job where I work).  
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