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Mummy insurance ain't cheap buddy I like science centers but I wish they were more adult . Not this kind of adult  But this kind  as in for adult people . Although I guess that applies to both . You know what I mean . These science places mostly cater to , which makes sense , who the hell else is going to spend the afternoon learning about tidal zones and glaciation and quack medicine ? Me , that's who(m) . But since its mostly directed at the science is a little light - I wish they got a little more in depth . But I suppose that's not the point , the point is to give parents something to do with their for an afternoon . Which is ironic in a way because most of those couldn't give two shits about whatever exhibit they're looking at - why would they ? Science is for dweevs . What's a dweev ? If you don't know you probably are one you skraab . The National Parks movie was pretty sweet though . "We have become great because of the lavish use of our resources. But the time has come to inquire seriously what will happen when our forests are gone, when the coal, the iron, the oil, and the gas are exhausted, when the soils have still further impoverished and washed into the streams, polluting the rivers, denuding the fields and obstructing navigation." I doubt President Trump will have any quotes like that . This seems more like a Turmpism to me "Resources exist to be consumed. And consumed they will be, if not by this generation then by some future. By what right does this forgotten future seek to deny us our birthright? None I say! Let us take what is ours, chew and eat our fill." I had never heard of this John Muir fellow before , sounds like a good dude . "The sun shines not on us but in us. The rivers flow not past, but through us. Thrilling, tingling, vibrating every fiber and cell of the substance of our bodies, making them glide and sing. The trees wave and the flowers bloom in our bodies as well as our souls, and every bird song, wind song, and tremendous storm song of the rocks in the heart of the<b> mountains </font></b>is our song, our very own, and sings our love.” Also the other day I figured out why some of my co-workers take the train to Colorado instead of flying . Seems obvious in retrospect . The train takes twice as long and costs three times as much , but there is no security whatever - nothing gets checked . So you can hop on the train back to good ol' Iowa with a garbage bag full of weed and its totally cool . Now the part where I alienate everyone . When I'm driving to see my lady friend Betsy Bumpaddle I sometimes use that time to brainstorm freaky sex stuff . You see she's kinky and I am not at all so I feel like I could try harder to make her feel like her interests are getting their due consideration . Of course I never do any of these things I dream up of course , but I think about maybe possibly perhaps doing them . The last time I was making this drive I came up with something that I considered actually doing . It was ill-conceived on several levels . It was a roleplaying rapey kind of rough sex thing , which I know that BB had some interest in in the past . So off the bat we run into problems - maybe she's not into that anymore . Its not like I ever asked her . Communication is the key to good sex . But I don't do it . Also having a superior wang don't hurt but there's nothing I can do there either . Beyond that if you jump right into a role-playing routine she probably wouldn't even pick up on it . She's be more like "what the heck are you doing ?" And then you'd have to explain the whole thing would be off the tracks . Again this could be solved by communication . Also , she's basically she same height as me and she's not a small gal - there's some question in my mind if I even could overpower her . I mean if we engaged in some kind of wager where BB bet me I couldn't pin her down and stick it in I bet I'd no better than 4 to 3 odds . Although my scenario kind of sidesteps that which is another problem in and of itself - I feel like (again haven't asked) the thrill of this kind of thing for BB (if there still is one) if the physical part of it , being overwhelmed and held down - rather than the mental aspect of being controlled . So the whole thing was a failure of concept from the giddy-up BUT I did entertain like a 7% chance of subtly feeling her out about it . Until I got there and we were hanging out . There is no WAY I could ever do something like that to Betsy - she's delightful ! I could never pretend to be mean to her , it would just be wrong . It would be like stomping on a daffodil - you don't do it , even if it means the daffodil will be sexually unsatisfied . Which most of them are I understand . Which is a bummer but to thine own self to be true right ? It just ain't my game . Here's what I came up with so you know what kind of dirty pervert I am - along with my comments on why it sucks . BB is a restless sleeper so the module begins when she's up and about in the wee hours of the night . I come up behind her , grab her around the waist and put my hand over her mouth . (Here's the first issue , because of her height I feel like this would be awkward vis-à-vis the mouth covering , I feel like you need someone shorter than you for that . Also the fact that she could probably just shrug me off . I thought about the starting point being her in bed asleep but that seems even more problematic) . Then comes the dialog ; "You're probably wondering who I am aren't you ? Set that aside for a second . The bad news is that the noises you hear downstairs are my friends robbing the place . The good news is who I am - the guy who's going to fuck you while that's happening ." This part is problematic because BB is paranoid about being robbed/home invaded - so does using this make it good roleplaying or does that make it super uncool ? I don't know , I don't know about this shit . "And there's more good news , you get a choice - life is all about choices don't you agree ? You can either be nice and cooperate and get fucked by me or you can be a bitch and cause me problems and get your ass beaten and then get fucked by me and all my buddies . Seems like a clear choice to me , but its not for me to decide - that's your job . How do you want this to go down ?" I don't know if that's too much or not enough . Threatening an ass kicking seems like it would be required for this kind of freaky-deak but it also seems like bad news bears . Also what happens if she goes with option two ? The narrative unravels . Again , communication issues . I can only hope when you're doing sexual roleplaying that people obey the rule of improv "always say yes" . Anyway , she tries to speak , I stifle her and indicate that she doesn't get to talk , she needs to hold up fingers for option #1 or option #2 . She flips me off to indicate option number one . I chuckle . "You got a little bit of fight in you , I like that ." Of course what are the chances that she's really think to flip me off ? No clue . But that's not a big deal . So tell her to take her clothes off , lie down on the bed and show me her pussy . "Now you're going to out on a little show for me . A little aperitif to get me in the mood . I'm sure you've got a dildo or a vibrator in your drawer over there , you're going to get that out and put it in your pretty little pussy , and then you're going to play with your clit . You're going to cum for me . It doesn't have to be real if you don't want , that's up to you , but I better believe its real you know ? Because if I don't I am not going to be happy - and trust me you want me to be happy ." The question is what am I supposed to do while this is going on ? Stand up straight ? Lean against the wall ? Squat there looking right into the eye of the beast like a tennis linesman ? I should have brought a chair .  Also I realized I should probably be wearing a mask for this , but I didn't pack a mask . And I actually have a really good for this kind of thing . Anyway , next I make her suck my dick for a while - which I wasn't sure about the order there . Should the dick sucking come first and then the masturbation while I watch ? I don't know . The order seems tricky . So then I make some remark about a condom so there's no DNA and she seems like the kind of gal who would have plenty of condoms - which again seems across the line to me but if you're doing this kind of thing you shouldn't be squeamish about making an implication of sluttishness . I instruct her into a very particular position , where her arms go and what to do with her hands and all this nonsense , then I fuck her standing up doggy style on the edge of the bed . And I never really came up with an ending - seems like there should be something at the end . But I got distracted thinking about comic books . So there you go , that's the kind of twisted stuff I can come up with in my head . And finally , I watched the first couple of episodes of Jessica Jones - its pretty good , looks like they're doing the Kilgrave storyline from the Alias series , which is solid but I liked it better in the book when she didn't have her powers at the time . Comic book Jessica is always losing and regaining her powers for some reason . I liked her stuff in Pulse better than Alias but hopefully the show will last a while and they'll get to that . Anyway , I know that applying logic to comic books is a fool's quest but it seems like what she could have done is just gotten some noise cancelling headphones and gone and kicked Kilgrave in the dick . I think you could eve make a really cool shot of that where she's gluing the headphones to her skull and then tearing them off bloodily along with her skin later . But you know , where's the drama then ? I wonder if that's going to be the storyline for the whole season or if they wrap that up and move on to other matters . I hope Danny Rand shows up , Luke by himself just doesn't seem right - its always Luke and Danny , but I bet he won't . Also that chick looked a lot cuter on Breaking Bad . I suppose that's by design though . 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Well.....did BB like it? Or what?
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Agreed, Krysten Ritter did seem more attractive in Breaking Bad. It's almost like she got a weird nose job since then. She's pretty good as JJ, though. Poor Betsy, I bet she had no idea what was going through your mind. Next time when she's being all restless at night, act like she's keeping you up and make like you're gonna go sleep in a different room. Then a little while later, sneak back into the bedroom and scare the crap out of her. What could possibly go wrong?   
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My message to Betsy - it's the thought that counts! Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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This reminds me of the scene from "Togetherness" where the wife wants rough sex and the husband's all perplexed. It doesn't end well. I bet Betsy would be a little less explanation-demanding than the husband though so it might work out better for you. Good luck.
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