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We meet again Colonel Sanders only this time the advantage is mine !
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We meet again Colonel Sanders only this time the advantage is mine ! If a man who cannot count finds a four leaf clover is he entitled to good luck ?  There are exception of course , but in general movie sequels are not very good . And yet they keep making them ? Why ? Why will Sequel The Movie , this time the exact same stuff happens , premiere this weekend and every weekend until movies go away ? Because you , and I , and pretty much everyone everywhere is a coward . Why risk doing something new when its so , so , SO easy to do the same thing you've done a bunch of times before ? Sure you know going it that it won't be great , it may not even be good , but it will be the same - and that's important for our stupid monkey brains . And I'm not just talking about Caddyshack 2 , Blues Brothers 2000 , Ghostbusters 2 , The Matrix Reloaded , Exorcist the Heretic , and Grease 2 I'm talking about life in general . Recently a buddy of mine got into a new relationship and his new lady is 98% similar to his old lady - whom he's spent the last 16 months complaining about incessantly . And how he's getting into the same damn thing . Why ? Because that's how it works . You spend your life doing the same stuff over and over again and wondering why nothing ever changes . Same kind of deal , one of my co-workers who got a new job a few weeks ago came back to chat and surprise surprise all the things she hated before she hates in the new place - which is what happens when you take basically the exact same position in the same part of the same company . What did you think was going to happen ? Dumb and Dumberer that's what's going to happen . And I'm the worst one . Back when I did things like dating and meeting women I'd get out of a relationship and be "man , that was the worst , don't do that again" and then 4 months later I'd be all hot and bothered by more or less a carbon copy of the same kind of lady . And I'd hope for Terminator 2 , Judgment Day , but what I would get is Tron Legacy . And like Tron Legacy the ending would be depressingly obvious and dumb . What's the point of all this ? There is no really , but since this is a SEX site I'll change it so that the point is that you should try more stuff in bed . Don't go in for the same old routine , do something weird . There's probably a 23% chance your partner might like it , and I'll take those odds . Because there's a 77% chance even if they don't like it they won't say anything about it . They'll just lay there while you jam your big toe up their butt not liking it but too cowardly to say anything about it . The irony being its not like toebutt does anything for you either . Wolf Too . I find a good way to "spice" things up in the "bedroom" is stealing . Surprise your partner by picking them up from work when they thought they would have to ride the bus . Then stop at the 7-11 and walk out with a case of beer . Stolen beer tastes better . Then caress the beer sensually (and sensuously , also sinuously) and say to your man and/or woman and/or ladyman "I didn't pay for this , does that make you feel down to clown ?" And then when they try to respond shush them and take out your genitals right there in the car . Another good thing to do is to get up quietly while they're still asleep and move take all the stuff in the living room out into the garage . Then you shout "we've been robbed !" and your partner starts awake . "They may still be in the house !" you shout and it will get their heart really racing . Then you have them lick your asshole while you pleasure yourself . I thought I had a bunch of stuff to blog about but I don't at all . I may be running out of blogjuice . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Haha at "stick your big toe up their ass". Pervert!! I would actually be overjoyed if you moved everything out to the garage, seeing as it looks like I'm moving soon, anyway. Especially the obsolete entertainment center. If you wanted to relocate that into a neighbor's house, I'd be totally down for that. And what a great prank! They'd wake up and find this gigantically heavy, useless piece of furniture in the middle of their living room. I'd definitely be ready for some sexy time after that.   
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I was going to say something profound about changing our inner outlook in order to change outer circumstances but I'm not. Instead I'm going to say just four little words...... The Wrath of Khan Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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