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¡No tienes miedo de ningúna fantasma!
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¡No tienes miedo de ningúna fantasma! "You're not very pretty , you have no boobs and you can't do a basket toss to save your life . But you made a commitment . So pick up your pompoms , stuff your bra and get ready for the team bus to forget you at a Taco Bell , because life is tough . But we soldier on , and that's just the way it goes ." Annie Edison's mom "Halloween is the night we discover who we are . Are we people who make zombie armies ? Are we those who condemn others ? Or are we beautiful in resplendent<b> costumes </font></b>collecting candy ? Are our choices in<b> costumes </font></b>provocative ? Do we dress up as our ideal self , or are we not ready to decide what to be ? Do you see it now ? We use this one enchanted night to perform the greatest feat of magic there is . We become ourselves . Halloween is the true magic . It is the night we discover who we really are ." Dr. Orpheus The other day I was chatting with a sexy lady and she made a remark about an "important" Magic tournament . I don't know if she was kidding around or not but it made me giggle . Chuckle I mean , giggling isn't manly . Because the concept of an "important' Magic tournament is silly . Especially because there ARE important Magic tournaments . Did you know there's a professional Magic tour ? And that top Magic players make hundreds of thousands of $$$ per tournament ? Of course not , why would you know that ? But think about that next time you're in your cube - there are people who are rich because they are really good at a game that's basically just a math off with pictures of boobs (and goblins , and sometimes goblin boobs) .  Then look your in the eyeball and tell them life is fair . Anyway , the point is this reminded me of a comedic (and I use the term loosely - like your mom) skit I wrote once wherein a pro Magic player tried to convince a gold digger that he really was worth digging . It was okay but pretty derivative of an earlier work of mine wherein an ISU football player tries to convince a groupie to have sex with him because they won the insightdotcom bowl . Why do I bring this up ? No reason . I was never much into Halloween as a , despite the fact that my mom made awesome<b> costumes </font></b>(she was a seamstress you know) . There weren't a lot of kinds of candy I liked and it didn't seem safe to be wandering around after dark (I was a sissy) . Plus pretty early on I grew to my current height so my Halloween experiences were often people fawning over how cute my friends where and giving them tons of stuff and then giving me the evil eye and saying "aren't you a little OLD to be trick or treating ?" Whereupon I would say something like "I'm only 8" or "I'm the youngest one here" and they would scowl and say something like "You liar ! I'll slit your fucking throat if you come here again !" And I would run away crying because even if you're not a sissy that's a pretty hardcore thing to hear as a . I've only dressed up a couple times as an adult to go to something I'm told is called a "party" . It was actually pretty fun . One year I went as a wookie , not because I like them (I don't) but I do like Star Wars and its a neat costume . That year I had something called a "girlfriend" and she was pretty good looking , she somewhat predictably went as slave Leia (AKA gold bikini Leia) and that's what made it fun . LOOK AT MY HOT GIRL ASSHOLES !!! Which is terrible , but no less true for it . Her idea was too attach a chain to her collar which I would then hold , but A that was way too sexual for me and B made no sense - there were no wookies in Jabba's employ at that time . Another year I went as Cobra Commander but most people didn't get it because I went with the old school hood instead of the battle helmet most people are familiar with . With which most people are familiar I mean . Also I went with traditional black instead of the blue made popular by the cartoons . Also people thought my swagger stick was a sword . So basically I looked like a confused Klansman with a sword . Which is not a good costume really . I posted pictures of both of those long time past . I don't have copies of them anymore . I wish I still had the wookie one , that was a good picture . I've been kind of thinking of dressing up this year , but its kind of too late to work on a decent costume at this point . I will admit that 44% of the reason of that I'm curious if you can get a stranger to suck your dick just based on having a sweet costume . Probably you can . If you go to the right party . Is it still okay to be a "hobo" for Halloween ? Probably not . Do you think real hobos like Halloween because they can tell everyone their rags are a costume ? Probably not . Probably they hate Halloween because wail on them and set them on fire more than normal - what with it being Satan's birthday and all .  In other news , I saw the Avengers Age of Ultron trailer and my head nearly exploded . Sometimes I forget what a huge nerd I am . Its 7 months away . I want to see it NOW . If someone said "you can see that movie right now of have one million dollars" I would choose the movie . I would regret it afterwards but I'd do it . If someone magical said to me "you can see the movie right now or be able to easily bring any woman to orgasm" I would chose the movie , because really how many more times am I going to have sex in my life anyway ? Not many . Which would make having that power even more frustrating . Its like being an ugly guy with a huge cock - it does no good because its not like you can walk around with your huge cock slapping around for everyone to see . It just goes to waste . And finally , one of my friends just quit an IT job to farm full time . One of my other friends quit IT to be a funeral director . And another has plans to quit his IT job to do guitar repair . It seems insane to me . That's the opposite of what they told me in Business Man Weekly magazine happens . I almost type mangazine . Which is a whole other thing . Sorry , whole nother I mean . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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I have turned into a Halloween Scrooge and I would pick Avengers, too! Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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You didn't want to lead Hot Girlfriend around on a chain because it was inaccurate to the movie - I could see that one coming from a million miles away. Your geek cred is unscathed. I guess Dr. Orpheus would find me to be an utter failure because I never can come up with any interesting Halloween costume ideas. One that I had fun with was during the punk rock era - I spiked up my hair and wore black jeans, and an orange t-shirt, ripped, with a jack o lantern face on the front, and told people I was a "punkin". Nobody got it.    
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