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I am buying NAME BRAND napkins here lady - you show me some respect , MOUTH respect
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I am buying NAME BRAND napkins here lady - you show me some respect , MOUTH respect "I've seen you without clothes , I never thought I'd see you naked ." Captain Malcolm Reynolds Have you ever seen Dolly Parton's arms ? They told me on XM radio that she wears long sleeves all the time because she's all tatted out and doesn't want people to know . Like all good rumors it seems like it might be true . When I was driving home only moments ago I saw an adorable baby bunny sitting in the middle of road like an idiot being adorable . As I tenderly (yet manlyily) picked it up and placed it safely in my neighbors garden where it began to sweetly nibble on months of someone else's hard work I wondered - why does making animal smaller make them more adorable ? And why doesn't that work on penises ? A bunny is cute . But a tiny baby bunny is so cute you want to murder someone . Blue whales are cool but no one would ever say they were cute . But if you had a blue whale the size of a matchbox car that you kept in a little tank in your house and it came to the top to breath with its adorable tiny little blowhole it would be the cutest thing ever . In the world . Just because it was smaller . Miniature horses , baby goats , genetically engineered giraffes you can hold in your hand - time and time again smaller means better . Yet somehow , paradoxically it seems , that penises are the exact opposite ? Why isn't my tiny cock as great as a tiny baby kitten ? It doesn't seem fair . Which it isn't . But fairness isn't a thing . So you know . Only moments ago I saw a post wherein a dude was asking how he could raise his<b> libido . </font></b>I see tons of products out there that are supposed to increase your sex drive . I don't understand why this is a good thing . Unless you can summon up sex on demand like some kind of sex genie why would you want to increase your sex drive ? Seems like a bad plan . Would you take a pill to make you want more money ? Of course not , that would be ridiculous . But it seems like the same thing to me . There's a thing where if you donate $20,000 to a wolf sanctuary or some kind George RR Martin will write you into Game of Thrones and then kill you horribly of course . I hate to admit it , but if I had $20,000 laying around I would totally do it . Maybe if I had been buying generic napkins all these years I would , but alas . If you do this thing they also put you into the show which would be the best art obviously - what actor would they get to play you ? They're actually doing it for a man and woman , so how about one of you ponies up $40,000 for the both of us ? They say you get to choose how you die , but obviously that can't be 100% true . If I said "alright , I want my guy to be in bed with Cersai giving it to her in the ass and then the Hound runs in and cuts me in half" I'm pretty sure they can't (and won't) weave that into the storyline no matter how many liberties they take with the book .  Weddings are kind of weird in general , but what I noticed the other day is that its really the only place where you get a real cross section of different kinds of people . If you're at work or going out to a show or a bar or whatever most of the people there will be fairly similar . But a wedding is a random hodgepodge of friends and family and randos that is really kind of unique . And finally , I loved True Detective but I am getting really sick of people telling what the second season might be about or who might be in it . Shut up already . Its not going to be on for hundreds of years . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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And the cute little ants go from your lawnmower to your nostrils.... Neil Degrasse Tyson made the comment that aliens probably wouldn't notice us any more than we would notice a worm on the sidewalk. That should really make us nervous. Mean little boy aliens would be burning us with a magnifier, alien liberal scientists would be studying our mating habits, and alien conservative politicians would be complaining about the money spent studying our mating habits. Bunnies. Little roosters can be cute, and they pick up chicks. Well, the farmer picks them up for the rooster. Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.
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