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Why is vacation sex better than boring old normal sex ?
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Why is vacation sex better than boring old normal sex ? In the wee hours of this day's morning as I was being molested by a TSA agent , I recalled a "study" I was reading about recently in which many couples expressed their opinion that they had better sex on vacation . At the time I though to myself "balderdash" but as I was getting my free prostate exam from a Transportation Security Officers with probably 2-3 weeks of training though I was thinking back to the times I've had sex on vacation and I have to say it was usually pretty hot . I'm not much of a vacationer so my first thought was maybe just Vegas sex is hot , but I did go to Yellowstone once and also had above board sex . I wonder why that is . People are more relaxed on vacation I guess ? Yet another thing I should be given grant money to study . You know what's not so relaxing ? Pulling up to your house and finding a bunch of hoodlums sitting on your porch smoking a bowl . They didn't even have the decency to scatter when I pulled up . When I got out of my car with a hatchet that changed pretty quickly , but still , these days - am I right ? I thought living near a school would be great because no sex offenders (that got caught) but I forgot about all the damn punks that would be hanging around . "40 , why do you have a hatchet in your car ? I could ask YOU the same thing . Would I have hacked them to pieces for what's basically harmless mischief ? Yes , but only to teach them a lesson . The only really fun thing I did in DC was check out some garage sales . I love garage sales - and just like sex its better in a different state . Garage sales are cool because while you usually don't find anything good you still get to rifle through people's old junk . Its like a good old B & E without the small chance of being arrested . FYI - If you believe in statistical analysis the chance of any individual crime of resulting in an arrest is one in twenty . The chances of an arrest leading to charges is one in three . The chances of a conviction leading to jail time are one in five . I did find a guy selling the ENTIRE Babylon 5 series on VHS - which made me feel better about my nerdiness but was still sad . Come on dude , who's going to buy Babylon 5 at all ? Let alone on VHS . For 100 American dollars no less . I did make my think about the giant box of VHS porn I have in the attic . I should throw that away some day . Such a waste . I feel bad for those poor ladies getting blasted in the face with , well you know , and all for naught . I'm sure if they knew they were making porn for a format that would be outdated some day they would have thought twice about it . My only other thought about DC - Dave Chappelle was right , there are too many white folks there now . In other news Maxim and FHM and the other "men's" magazines of today can suck it ; this is what it was like in the old days THERE USED TO BE AN AWESOME PICTURE HERE - HOORAY Polyamory Date Damn those traitors of Berlin . You have to admit that's 10^36 times better than tips for your<b> bachelor </font></b>party . Also why didn't any of you feed my cat while I was gone ? He was pissed when I got home . Thanks for nothing . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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You went on a trip to our nation's capitol and went to garage sales? I do not understand.  
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No one knows you while you're on vacation. Gives you the illusion that you can be who you want to be, so I guess that's reason enough to get your freak on  I guess same thing with the garage sale in another state/country even. You end up buying things you'd normally won't even glance at. I've caught a few episodes of babylon 5, seems interesting at the time. Lost interest after awhile cos I kept missing episodes and the story moved on without me  But vhs? hmm..
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Indeed , the ghost of John Wilkes Boothe should be showing up at your place any day now - there's no mass transit for ghosts so it takes a while Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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Too bad you don't like porn , I could totally hook you up . Although now that I think about it the legality of sending someone a giant box of porn is questionable in my mind . Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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You went on a trip to our nation's capitol and went to garage sales? I do not understand. Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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