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THE KEYS STRIKE AGAIN
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THE KEYS STRIKE AGAIN Yesterday was Monday..... I had a key issue to start the week off right. That seems to be a regular theme with me. I left my work key ring at the Mermaid's cave. The first problem being she swims two and a half hours away. The second problem is I have a trailer full of furniture attached to my truck. The keys to open the trailer and to unhook it are on my work key ring. There is no spare set. I lost all my keys before and these are the spares. All together now: “Smooth move Ex-lax” I think I have a key to the trailer door somewhere. I just have to find it. My work keys hang from a red monkey fist the sized of a golf ball. That is not the easiest thing to over look, but I managed to do it. I have an explanation. It is actually a feeble excuse at best. I can stand fully erect inside the trailer, but have to duck to get through the door. This is a trailer I own and have walked in and out of thousands of times. As I was rushing through the door I hit my head and knocked myself off my feet. I had scalped myself, not bad enough to require stitches, more like a skinned knee, but on the top of my head. I also left the cave early Monday morning. So I was groggy from the blow to the grape and lack of sleep. That is my excuse and I am sticking to it like vinyl seats in August. Are you buying it so far? This is where it gets a bit weird even for me. I could not get comfortable on the over 2 hour ride to work. I took my wallet out of pocket that did not help. I kept wiggling and squirming in my seat but something was keeping me from getting comfortable. I could not figure out what was giving me the problem. I finally made it to work. I had to bang on the door to be let in as my keys were with the Mermaid. While changing into my work clothes I discovered why I could not get comfortable on the ride. No I was not commando. I had put my boxer briefs on backwards. The flap that should be in the front was in the back and the fabric was in my crack. I have no explanation or excuse for my ass backward status. I did learn I won't be wearing thongs anytime soon. My experience showed me they are not comfortable. I can hear the collective sigh of relief from around the globe. Until Next Time I am as always finding new ways to show what a goofball I am XX and ^5s MJ PS I found extra key so I can unload the trailer. 
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5/22/2007 12:25 pm |
I'm so glad you found the spare key cus it would have been a long swim to get to you and then back here for the final move and festivities we have plannned for this weekend!!!! Your organized Mermaid is making a list: -make new copies of the Pirate's Keys -check on the Pirate every few minutes when he is in the trailer so I will know sooner when he knocks himself out! **Just think after this weekend there will be no more need for the 2 1/2 hr swim!!!! All we will have to do is "Reach out and Touch"  YLM xoxo Beach
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uuupssss.... Can't wait to hear the next story!!!! Only universal or also in Scotland Where to start my day or is it month Of course I39ll change I39ll do whatever you like Heatseeking missiles  Squirter's life
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Maybe you could grow your fingernails real long, and have each filed by a locksmith into the shape of your top 10 keys!!  Better yet, just JB Weld the keys to your fingers!!  "You can't fix stupid...."
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5/22/2007 8:54 pm |
Backwards boxer briefs...lmao! Hope your week gets better!  
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My favorite read all day, dude. And I thought I was the only one who ever said "Smooth move, Ex-lax.” (I'm letting the "fully erect" in the trailer go by.) As usual, I can picture you while reading of your (mis)adventures. And I'm laughing at the picture. I think you would approve. Elevate me... 
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5/24/2007 10:14 pm |
Glad to know that you will have the mermaid around to help you with all of your 'issues'...especially the 'fully erect' ones!  Hope all goes well this weekend! RH  Redhot  
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