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MUD PUDDLES AND TOILET BOWLS
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MUD PUDDLES AND TOILET BOWLS I saw a product in the grocery store last evening. That gave me paws for a moment. Bottled water for dogs, not just any bottled water, but fortified flavor water. Spearmint Flavored (Fresh Breath) Lemongrass Flavored (Healthy Joints) formulated with nutrients for joint health Parsley Flavored (Healthy Skin) formulated with zinc Peanut Butter Flavored (Healthy Bones) formulated with calcium No toilet bowl or mud puddle flavor in sight Who knew dogs liked Lemongrass? Peanut Butter was a no brainer. I have never seen a that does not like peanut butter. All of that flavor and nutrition does not come cheap. Fortifido Brand (I swear I did not make that up) sells for two liters for three dollars. That works out to about six dollars a gallon. Of course this got me to thinking of flavors more appropriate for actual dogs. Butt Flavored (Breath) with new improved just licked flavor Kitchen Garbage Flavored (Nutritional Balanced) All of the flavor of knocking over the kitchen garbage can with none of the punishment or guilt Road Kill Flavored (Healthy Skin) Tastes like something any self respecting would love to roll in Raw Hide Flavored (Dental Health) Who doesn't like a good raw hide? New for Summer 2008 Gourmet Desert Waters Cat Box Cookie Flavored (Just cause they are good) The best part of the cat experience. Used Diaper Flavored (Do you have to ask?) No muss no fuss just yummy Beer Flavored (Perfect for tailgating with your humans) No more “accidentally” knocking bottles off of the table with your tail Much more appropriate flavors, I think Until Next Time I am as always thinking who ever said “ A fool and their money are soon parted” was right XX and ^5 MJ |
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If I could erase one memory from my entire life, a prime candidate would be the time I watched my dog discover the cookie in my neighbor's litter box. Until this post, I assumed it meant Charlie was a psychotic, twisted loony dog. Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]
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LMAO! I see why I am not a dog person.....  Pull My Fucking Hair! 
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7/23/2008 4:06 pm |
OMG!...Loved your flavors...Jeff's is a good add also. Perhaps you're in the wrong business my friend! Redhot  
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HYSTERICAL....OMG, I could see quite a few up there that I would def buy for Maggie if it would keep her "clean"? So I read this to Maggie and she smiled and said, "I think he's on to something...." I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn
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7/24/2008 6:45 am |
Good gosh - I thought you were just suppose to feed the darn thing - not pick out flavors...  Save A Horse and Ride A Cowgirl
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you know that might not be a bad idea you know ho much people spend on the dogs these days, they might just go for it 
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Oh, kitty cookies, we always called them kitty almond roca. Think about it, they look exactly alike. I think Fortifido is an excellent name, however I won't be a purchaser. My dogs lick rainwater off the patio among other things.  Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.
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sometimes thinking that thank fuck I have only kids... this is one of those occasions...  Only universal or also in Scotland Where to start my day or is it month Of course I39ll change I39ll do whatever you like Heatseeking missiles  Squirter's life
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delivering your Paper Heart with a wish dang you're hard to read even your profile really didnt give a clue,,, so I wish ya never have to scuba dive 
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now where is that water for our joints I'm a   and i'm here to stay
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7/30/2008 11:18 am |
So gross but yes I actually found this funny! My friends dog loves to sneak into her cats litter box and help with the clean up. Mmmmmmm maybe we need a canine to help with Bess the wonder cats foul litter box and gross presents she leaves us! xoxo YLM Beach
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One would be wise to limit a dog's intake of Beer-Flavored Water, however, as too much of that could lead to the doggie psychiatrist so common these days. Elevate me... 
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