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SOMETIMES I WONDER ABOUT ME
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SOMETIMES I WONDER ABOUT ME Most of you are familiar with my predilection for losing things. Last week I lost something I would have never imagined losing. Let alone losing what I lost where I lost it. Confused yet? I made an early morning stop at the Mal-Wart Super Centre (notice how I cleverly disguised my true location). I needed a new bike lock and pop tarts. I selected the “cut proof” cable and lock. (side note when I went to use the “cut proof” cable a few days later it had been cut while still in the original package.) All was fine in my world so far. I trekked across the store. Grabbed a box of Cinnamon Roll Pop-Tarts. (They are the bomb) I turned to walk back up the aisle I noticed a blue cloth on the floor. Glancing down as I walked by, I easily identified them as underwear. I looked closer they were my brand of boxer briefs. To my knowledge I was still wearing the pair I had put on earlier that morning. I was perplexed. Quickly I deduced that there must have been a pair of boxer briefs in one of my jeans legs. They must slid out as I made my way through the store. The aisle was empty except for me and the wayward undies. I had a decision to make: Do I pick them up? Hell No, They looked like mine, but there was that chance they belonged to someone else............EWWWWWWWWWWWWw Do I leave them where they are? A good thought except someone may have seen me in the aisle and think I dropped them on purpose. I did not want to try to explain what had happened. Who would believe me? What I did do was kick them under the shelves, out of sight out of mind. When that area eventually gets swept I bet there will some confused people. Until Next Time I am as always glad I no longer have my name in my underwear XO and ^5 MJ |
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1/8/2008 8:03 am |
~roflmao~ HOW in the WORLD did you manage to do that???
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1/8/2008 8:23 am |
Thank goodness I can honestly say this has never happened to me. I think you made the wise decision and kicked them under the shelf. Thanks for the laugh! Save A Horse and Ride A Cowgirl
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yes... there are things better not to have the name on  Only universal or also in Scotland Where to start my day or is it month Of course I39ll change I39ll do whatever you like Heatseeking missiles  Squirter's life
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Now I'm wondering why you ever had your name on your underwear?? LOL And...I was thinking how funny it would have been if you had picked them up and some Barney Fife up in the ceiling had seen you and then met you at the door with police officers...LMAO...NOW that would have been a blog story...(I'm finding this way to funny...perhaps my brain has been frozen too long???) I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn
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LMFAO! I need to walk behind your sexy ass at WalMart! OMG! ROFLMAO! Pull My Fucking Hair! 
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1/9/2008 12:01 am |
 *shakes head and wonders* Redhot  
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1/9/2008 10:29 am |
LOL ,,  I wish i had been there to see you kicking the things under the shelf ,You know one of the employees that watches the video cameras was probly chocking on his coffee watching you.. Huggs Country A friend is someone that reaches for your hand and touches your heart !
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lol...maybe the only thing I would have done different is write a phone number on the undies...not my own of couse...
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1/10/2008 7:45 am |
I used to be amazed at some of the things that happen to you and I would wonder, "How in the world?!" Now, I just end up laughing at the things that occur in your world and am just happy that you find your way home each night.  Must be that Pirate to Mermaid radar navigation system!BTW, I had to go to a different Mall Mart the other day or I would not have been able to get anything that I went for without laughing the entire time and trying to find the isle in question! OMG they would have had me committed! "Crazy, laughing woman in Isle 10...security!" YLM, Beach PS...I just noticed that the code number for my reply post is 365...may the next 365 days be as full of laughs and love as the last have been!!! XO
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1/11/2008 8:15 pm |
Thats a funny story!
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Mel No I have not, but I will. It was way to early for me to think clearly. XX MJ
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~roflmao~ HOW in the WORLD did you manage to do that??? I still am not exactly sure how it happened, but it did. XX MJ
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Thank goodness I can honestly say this has never happened to me. I think you made the wise decision and kicked them under the shelf. Thanks for the laugh! Great to see you again. I can't imagine to many folks have experienced spontanous random underwear loss. Glad I could be of service XX MJ
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yes... there are things better not to have the name on I had labels in most of my clothes growing up. Then I had to label everything during my Navy days. So at various times in my life I had underwear that could have been traced back to me. XX MJ
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Now I'm wondering why you ever had your name on your underwear?? LOL And...I was thinking how funny it would have been if you had picked them up and some Barney Fife up in the ceiling had seen you and then met you at the door with police officers...LMAO...NOW that would have been a blog story...(I'm finding this way to funny...perhaps my brain has been frozen too long???) That is a long story. Suffice it to say I am the youngest of 4, we all have the same first initial. Our Mother ordered 5,000 labels that said M Hardname when my brother was born. When I came along she was labeling any and everything to use them up. LMAO...explaining how I dropped my underwear in the store without exposing myself. That would have me on Cops or Reno 911 for sure XX MJ
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It would have NOT been my first choice of locations to lose my unmentionables. It lacks a certain romance XX MJ
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Clean Up on aisle 5 XX MJ
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[COLOR000066]Cookie I had only a second to decide. I don't always do my best thinking under pressure XX MJ
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LMFAO! I need to walk behind your sexy ass at WalMart! OMG! ROFLMAO! I think seeing underwear fall out of my pants would not be a sexy sight at all. Thanks for the complement anyway XX MJ
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*shakes head and wonders* I have seen that look more than once or twice in my life. Hell, who am I kidding. I get that look once or twice a week at home and work XX MJ
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LOL ,, I wish i had been there to see you kicking the things under the shelf ,You know one of the employees that watches the video cameras was probly chocking on his coffee watching you.. Huggs Country I did not even think of that at the time. I hope I brightened their day XX MJ
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lol...maybe the only thing I would have done different is write a phone number on the undies...not my own of couse... ^5 MJ
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I better check she might have already started XX MJ
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Cindy A dryer sheet in the pants is nothing in comparison. I am very happy I had no audience for my magic trick XX MJ
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I used to be amazed at some of the things that happen to you and I would wonder, "How in the world?!" Now, I just end up laughing at the things that occur in your world and am just happy that you find your way home each night. Must be that Pirate to Mermaid radar navigation system!BTW, I had to go to a different Mall Mart the other day or I would not have been able to get anything that I went for without laughing the entire time and trying to find the isle in question! OMG they would have had me committed! "Crazy, laughing woman in Isle 10...security!" YLM, Beach PS...I just noticed that the code number for my reply post is 365...may the next 365 days be as full of laughs and love as the last have been!!! XO I still manage to find my way home at night. Must be a homing signal you send out or something My trick happened in the Mal-Wart by my office. I can promise that life in my world is never dull. Here is to the next 365 and ...... XOXO YLP MJ
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