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Vacation... Where to start...? I was on vacation this week. From last Friday through the 4th of July. I have to say...I really needed it. Just to get away from work. To not have to look at email or anything else work related for some consecutive days was really a treat. That was merely the beginning though. I went on vacation with a friend of mine. She's on here but not from here. She said I could name her, but I'm not going to. I'm going to start off by saying she flew into Philly and having never actually met her, we had some crazy good chemistry after less than 5 minutes. Granted we emailed, spoke on the phone and texted a bunch over the last couple of months and were pretty sure we'd get along. But you never know...right? This woman is the prototype made for sex and fun. She is smart, professional, makes her own way in the world, is centered, caring and a pleasure to spend time with. Not to mention she's sexy, oozes sex from every pore and got attention and stares from both men and women wherever we went. I am fairly sure we will be life long friends. I told her we were going to have some fun regardless of whether we were sexually compatible or not. Well...compatible...is an understatement. We ate, I cooked, we drank, we got a buzz on, we stooped it at my place, she fed my fish and then we crawled into my bed with the awesome sheets. Well...the chick is nuts in bed. Bar none(I am convinced she never faked a single orgasm all vacation, I could be wrong...)Her ability to free her brain of all distractions and just get her cum on... is...mind blowing. She did some things that I have never seen done before and I've seen a lot. At some point, I think the first night she literally shook and came from me stroking her hair...on her head...I'm good...but fucking fuckity fuck she had to will that herself...that is power. She puts herself in a zone and when I say "leave your lover a spent mess on the sheets or you ain't doing it right". This woman gives you everything she has, every single time. The things she does are not human. She has every sexual malady you can think of. Sex Turrets - where she blasts the filthiest words from a mouth that does some amazing things Sex Amnesia - where she can't remember what she was doing because she just came so hard...like her own name...or mine Sex Seizures - self explanatory Sexual schizophrenia - also kind of self explanatory. Oh...that's just session number one She almost bit my finger off...I guess I'll think twice about putting it in the lions mouth next time... She has the GI JOE VAGINA...you know...with the KUNG FU GRIP...and it doesn't let go...I almost had to hit her in the head with a hammer a couple times...like a fucking taste for blood pit bull. She does this thing...where she starts to shake her head...first it looks like she's trying to say "NO" and I would dead stop...and see if maybe I was doing something wrong or uncomfortable and she would growl like a... fucking ... something ... some kind of animal ... that growl would scare a jungle full of crazy African Jungle animals...I can't even describe that shit. She does this other thing where just her hands shake...it's like she's trying to break her own wrists off...but at some point she'll grab whatever skin is closest to her or hair...like on my chest and like rip it out...I guess that's her Sexual Alopecia or mine...not really sure but it's pretty crazy... in a good ... weird... funny...sexy way. She'll get the Marty Feldman eyes. Where you think they're about to pop out of her head or one goes left and one goes right... You think I'm kidding? Making this up? The woman is like a fucking pumper truck. She doesn't like cum a little...she will hose you the fuck down. I could have put out the Colorado wildfires with her ability to SQUIRT. It's really quite fantastic. We just about broke a bed. Not mine...the vacation house one...mine is made for the impending Armageddon. She is loud. Like...the neighbors come over to make sure nobody is being murdered loud. Crazy... Crazy, unforgettable vacation. The vagina is not supposed to be able to do some of the things I saw it do. I think it spoke at some point. When I was hunkered down on the floor in the fetal position after being drained of all fluids. It wasn't perfect at every moment. Apparently sex early in the morning before WAWA coffee is a NO NO and I am mean. She got over it. So did I. She took every thing I dished out. Soft Sweet Back rubs Front rubs Hard Funny Sarcastic Spanking, which we could have done a lot more of, per her debrief. I got the belt out at some point. She took every piece of every strap. Hair pulling. Biting We told stories. We talked. We learned We taught We explored We had Sunday Morning Club. We debated. We boozed We ate. We won a little money. She'd never played Black Jack before. We had a good time. No...I had a great time and I was a little sad to see her have to go...but that's how it is. We meet people for slices of our lives that make up all the pieces. I think...she had a burn the brain vacation. I certainly did. Do me a favor...go look at one of my other posts and make a comment... please... |
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Yeah...it was a good vacation... Do me a favor...go look at one of my other posts and make a comment... please...
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Yeah... I've been with women that could orgasm like that before...but...she is very different...it's pretty incredible...impressive actually...I was kind of awed by it...pretty fucking great Do me a favor...go look at one of my other posts and make a comment... please...
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We had Sunday Morning Club.  Do me a favor...go look at one of my other posts and make a comment... please...
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We had Sunday Morning Club.
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Sounds like you had a fabulous time! But I gotta say your description makes her sound like a rainbow colored unicorn - you know, mythical x 1000. Maybe you should do it again and see if it's as ridiculous the second time around. I would venture to guess that indeed she had a total brain burn and she does a fist pump every time she thinks about it! {=} Do me a favor...go look at one of my other posts and make a comment... please...
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Sounds like you had a fabulous time! But I gotta say your description makes her sound like a rainbow colored unicorn - you know, mythical x 1000. Maybe you should do it again and see if it's as ridiculous the second time around. I would venture to guess that indeed she had a total brain burn and she does a fist pump every time she thinks about it! {=} Always tell the truth Use kind words Keep your promises Giggle and laugh Be positive Love one another Always be grateful Forgiveness is mandatory Try new things Say please and thank you Say your prayers Smile ~Author unknown
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Congratulations! It sounds like you met your match (and then some).  .When it comes to sex, I need a STRONG connection. Otherwise, the page just keeps buffering and takes FOREVER to load...
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Mind if I offer a few thoughts. 1. Congrats! Sounds awesome! 2. Is it possible she slipped you some LSD? Cuz this sounds pretty...out there...knowwhutImean? 3. If you had access to THIS woman all the time, would you still need another one? Cuz I don't think you have enough insurance... Glad you have a short week to recover. Embrace the suck
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