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What would be different with Microsoft if Bill Gates were a Red Neck
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What would be different with Microsoft if Bill Gates were a Red Neck ? 1. Their #1 product would be Microsoft Winders 2. Instead of an hourglass icon you'd get an empty beer bottle 3. Occasionally you'd bring up a window that was covered with a heftybag 4. Dialog boxes would give you the choice of Ahh-ight or Naaaaa 5. Instead of ta-da the opening sound would be dueling banjos 6. The Recycle Bin in Winders'95 would be an outhouse 7. Whenever you pulled up the sound player you'd hear a digitized drunk redneck yelling Feebird! 8. Instead of Start Me Up the Winders'95 theme song would be Achy-Braky Heart 9. PowerPoint would be named ParPawnt 10. Microsoft's programming tools would be Vishul Basic and Bishul C++ 11. Winders'95 logo would incorporate the Confederate Flag 12. Microsoft Word would be just that: one word 13. Instead of latte carts we'd have grits carts 14. New Shutdown wav: Y'all come back now, Yah hear? 15. Instead of VP, Microsoft big shots would be called "Cuz" 16. Hardware could be repaired using parts from an old Trans Am 17. Microsoft Office replaced with Micrasawft Henhouse 18. Four words: Daisy Duke Screen Saver 19. Well, the first thing you know, old Bill's a billionaire 20. Speadsheet software would include examples in inventory dead cars in your front yard 21. Flight Simulator replaced by Tractor Pull Simulator 22. Microsoft CEO: Bubba Gates 23. Instead of asking "where do you want to go today? It's more like Hey mister, can I ketch a ride in the back? 24. Free eraser to erase the scribbble marks off the screen when using the NotePad THE OLDER WE GET, THE BETTER WE USED TO BE!...  |
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