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A True Test Of Your Southern-ness
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A True Test Of Your Southern-ness This test really can't be cheated on...either you know it or you don't. Most Yankees who take the test can only muster a 2 or 3 (questions answered correctly), whereas the natives typically score around 20+. The answers are listed after the questions; so don't cheat by looking at them. 1) How many Vienna Sausages are in a can? 2) What was the number and color of Richard Petty's cars? 3) Bill Dance is good at what? 4) What university does Bill Dance root for? 5) Where did Herschel Walker play (college) football? 6) After boiling peanuts for an hour you have what? 7) In cubic inches, how big is the smallest 1966 GM small-block V8?  A Cajun is likely to speak what furrin' language?9) What is a chigger? 10) What is scrapple? 11) Where is "The Redneck Riviera"? 12) What's that fuzzy stuff hanging off the oak trees? 13) What follows logically? Johnson, Mercury, __________________. 14) What's the common name for a bowfin? 15) If you mated a heifer and a steer, what would you get? 16) Who sang "Your Cheatin' Heart"? 17) What are grits made out of? 1 Who was nicknamed "The Bear"?19) Why is the Blue Ridge blue? 20) What did The Baldwin Sisters make? 21) Who was Andy Taylor's love interest? 22) What are the radio station call letters that carries "The Grand Ol' Opry"? 23) Where would you find Vidalia County? 24) What sport requires 3 legs and a rope? 25) What instrument did Bill Monroe play? (typically) 26) How many strings on a banjo? (two possible answers) 27) When you argue with a fool, what is he doing? 2 What is a scuppernong?29) Do you want the goats to get into the kudzu? 30) Why do you want to eat "high on the hog"? 31) What color is a John Deere? 32) What do you call the offspring of a mule? 33) What will you harvest when you plant "shade"? Answers: 1) 7 2) 43, red and blue 3) Fishin' 4) University of Tennessee 5) University of Georgia 6) Hard peanuts 7) 283 French9) A redbug (small parasite) 10) A sausage-like loaf made out of pig parts 11) Panama City, FL 12) Spanish moss 13) Evinrude 14) Mudfish 15) Nothing. A steer has been castrated. 16) Hank Williams 17) Corn 1 Paul Bryant19) Because of pollen 20) "The Recipe" 21) Helen 22) WSM 23) Georgia 24) Calf roping 25) Mandolin 26) 5 27) The same thing 2 A wild grape29) Yes 30) Because that's where the better cuts of meat are. Rich folks live high on the hog. 31) Green 32) Another trick animal husbandry question. Mules are generally sterile. 33) Tobacco THE OLDER WE GET, THE BETTER WE USED TO BE!...  |
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Whew! This was tough!!! I didn't peek at the answers yet and will go back to see how many I got right. Daphne, AL represent! I'm totally sending this to my sister ... she'd get a hoot out of it! 1) How many Vienna Sausages are in a can? 7, no, 5, no 7 ... I remember there was an outer circle with a few inside 2) What was the number and color of Richard Petty's cars? um? 3) Bill Dance is good at what? fishin' 4) What university does Bill Dance root for? um? 5) Where did Herschel Walker play (college) football? UGA 6) After boiling peanuts for an hour you have what? some good eatin' ... specially the cajun kind 7) In cubic inches, how big is the smallest 1966 GM small-block V8? lol A Cajun is likely to speak what furrin' language? creole, a french patois 9) What is a chigger? a bug 10) What is scrapple? pork mash 11) Where is "The Redneck Riviera"? Gulf Shores, AL 12) What's that fuzzy stuff hanging off the oak trees? moss or spanish moss 13) What follows logically? Johnson, Mercury, __________________. ? 14) What's the common name for a bowfin? ? 15) If you mated a heifer and a steer, what would you get? a calf 16) Who sang "Your Cheatin' Heart"? Hank Williams, Sr. 17) What are grits made out of? corn 1 Who was nicknamed "The Bear"? Paul Bryant 19) Why is the Blue Ridge blue? because of the haze from pine trees 20) What did The Baldwin Sisters make? from the Waltons? wasn't it moonshine? 21) Who was Andy Taylor's love interest? Ellen? 22) What are the radio station call letters that carries "The Grand Ol' Opry"? no clue 23) Where would you find Vidalia County? Georgia ... tasty, sweet onions! 24) What sport requires 3 legs and a rope? calf ropin' 25) What instrument did Bill Monroe play? (typically) mandolin 26) How many strings on a banjo? (two possible answers) 4 27) When you argue with a fool, what is he doing? feel like I should remember this one, but don't 2 What is a scuppernong? a grape native to the south 29) Do you want the goats to get into the kudzu? yes 30) Why do you want to eat "high on the hog"? because if you're eatin high on the hog you're eating good! 31) What color is a John Deere? green 32) What do you call the offspring of a mule? ??? 33) What will you harvest when you plant "shade"? cooler summertime sittin' Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale Her infinite variety. Other women cloy The appetites they feed, but she makes hungry Where most she satisfies. For vilest things Become themselves in her, that the holy priests Bless her when she is riggish. ~~ from Antony & Cleopatra
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2/27/2009 2:28 pm |
 This was hilarious! I'm a native Southerner and I only got 17 correct ~ ~ guess I haven't paid 'nuff tenshun, huh??Butterflies are free...so am I
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6.) HARD peanuts? explain  11.) Well, I'd argue that the Redneck Riviera goes from Gulf Shores thru Panama City 20.) HA! The recipe ... I remembered it was moonshine, but I forgot they used to call it that 32.) This one ALWAYS gets me, no matter how many times I hear it! 33.) "shade trees" are an acceptable alternate southernism Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale Her infinite variety. Other women cloy The appetites they feed, but she makes hungry Where most she satisfies. For vilest things Become themselves in her, that the holy priests Bless her when she is riggish. ~~ from Antony & Cleopatra
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